Just a Sweet Tax Maker, from Tax Central, Taxamania

[Imported from Whale Oil Beef Hooked on Blogger]

My heartfelt thanks go out to ZenTiger for this excellent rewrite of a Kiwi Classic.

Sung to the song “Sweet Transvestite”

[Helen Clark Enters]
How d’you do, I see you’ve met my faithful Budget man
He’s just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were a Family man.
Don’t get strung out by the way that I look,
Don’t judge a book by its cover
I’m not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I’m one hell of a tax maker

I’m just a Sweet Tax Maker from Tax Central, Taxamania.

So let me show you around, maybe charge you a crown
You look like you’re both pretty yuppie
Or if you want something rebatable that’s not too deductible
We could take in an old Dr Cullen groupie.

[Brad]
I’m glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We’re both in a bit of a hurry.
We’ll just say where we are, then walk instead of car
We can’t afford any worry.

[Sweet Helen]
So you got caught with a tax, well, how about that?
Well babies, don’t you panic.
By the light of the night when it all seems alright
I’ll audit you like a satanic mechanic.

I’m just a Sweet Tax Maker from Tax Central, Taxamania.

So why don’t you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favourite obsession.
I’ve been taxing a man with ambition and a plan
And his demise is good for relieving my tension

I’m just a Sweet Tax Maker from Tax Central, Taxamania.

So come up to the lab. And see how much we can grab.
I see you shiver with taxi… pation!
But maybe our policy isn’t really to blame
So I’ll double the tax, and rebate the symptom.

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