December 2005

Juss chuck it in bro

At our family Christmas eve get together tonight my sister related a little story about a friend of hers who picked up a chick one night out partying.

After a late night partying, they climbed into a cab for the ride back to his place.

Upon arriving continued the action that began in the cab and finally moved to the bedroom.

What with a busy night drinking and dancing the gent concerned needed a break and went to the bathroom.

After performing his ablutions he re-entered the bedroom to find his chosen lady, chick, skank completely naked on the bed on all fours looking over her shoulder at him and saying "Juss Chuck it in Bro" in her best South Auckland accent.

Now I don’t know about you that would probably dead set give me a Mr Floppy and I would probably bolt for the door.

Mr Nice-Guy however faced with such in invitation just couldn’t resist and did indeed "Juss Chuck it in".

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More bad news for Labour

The Waitangi Tribunal has found that the government has breached the Treaty of Waitangi in its dealing with Te Wananga o Aotearoa.

Of course the Tribunal is renowned for dopey lop-sided judgements, and this has all the hallmarks of being another one.

In its report released today the tribunal says the Crown broke its treaty obligations in several areas.

It had failed to complete the partnership agreement and its attempts to restrict the range of courses taught at the wananga was based on "an unduly limited conception" of the wananga’s nature that went against statutory definitions in the Education Act. 

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CYFS workers get greedy

I always used to think Social Workers were kind caring souls that helps those most in need…

It seems I must have been wrong, because the Social Workers at CYFS have just proved themselves to be a greedy bunch that will let abused kids go unattended to over the Xmas break.

After recently being offered an 11% pay increase, CYFS staff are continuing with industrial action in the pursuit of a 20% increase. Even their union secretary has labelled this as stupid.

A question of integrity

Which Manukau City Councillor was sacked from their previous job last year for dishonesty and deliberately falsifying company invoices?

I wonder??? Hmmmm? Which one?

Party Pills Petition

New National MP Jacqui Dean has launched a petition calling for tighter restrictions on party pills. Whilst I can see where she might be coming from, and can see how it might be a popular move, I’m not quite sure the answer lies in tighter restrictions.

Party Pills don’t always produce good results or the legal "high" that users expect. In fact, several of my friends have commented that party pills have worse side effects than the "real stuff", and there is certainly evidence that the pills can sometimes cause adverse effects and has hospitilised what might seem like a lot of people. But then so does alcohol…

The age for purchasing party pills is set at 18, but the point Jacqui Dean appears to be making is that they are still too widely available. With this I would agree with perhaps limiting them to outlets with liquor licences and (if not already in law) increase any fines/deterrant in line with that imposed for alcohol sales.

But if Jacqui Dean is suggesting banning party pills altogether, then I will have to disagree with her on there. The reason being that there has to be a certain level of personal choice involved where if a person wants to put something down there throat that my have negative effects, then that is their choice and they have to live with the consequences. The difference between party pills and something like P is that party pills don’t result in users going on wild rages and killing people. They are also a cheaper and safer means of keeping people away from the pill’s class A brothers and sisters.

Good on Jacqui though for taking on a cause which is important to her and is a concern of constiuents. At the very least, a review of the party pills situation will not hurt anyone.

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The scandal that isn't

The New York Times via their clearly biased ill informed reporters James Risen and Eric Lichtblau have perhaps landed themselves in some hot water.

Commentator Jack Kelly exposes their shoddy reporting and highlights the security issues surrounding their blabbing. 

A grave crime was exposed Dec. 16th when New York Times reporters James Risen and Eric Lichtblau published a story revealing President Bush authorized the National Security Agency to listen in on conversations between al Qaida suspects abroad and people in the United States without first obtaining a warrant.

"We’re seeing clearly now that (President) Bush thought 9/11 gave him license to act like a dictator," wrote Newsweek’s Jonathan Alter. But the scandal was not the program Risen and Lichtblau wrote about. The scandal is that they wrote about it.

Of course dopey Keith Locke jumped right in and exposed hinself (no pun intended) ayet again as a blithering idiot. Keith if you are reading this pay close attention….President Bush has not broken any laws….the reporters and their sources however have. 

Risen and Lichtblau chose not to mention this story, which appeared in the New York Times on Nov. 7th, 1982:

"A federal appeals court has ruled that the National Security Agency may lawfully intercept messages between United States citizens and people overseas, even if there is no cause to believe the Americans are foreign agents."

Even the feckless Jimmy Carter issued on May 23rd, 1979, an executive order authorizing the attorney general "to approve electronic surveillance to acquire foreign intelligence information without a court order."

Carter cited as the authority for issuing his order the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act Congress had passed the year before, and which Alter and other hyperventilating hypocrites claim Bush has violated.

Why would Carter think that? Perhaps he read — as evidently Alter hasn’t — section 1802 of the FISA law, which says: "the President, through the Attorney General, may authorize electronic surveillance without a court order… to acquire foreign intelligence information…" 

Whoopsy, big fuck up there. Jack leaves his most scathing comments till the end.

The news media didn’t think warrantless electronic surveillance was a threat to our liberty when Democratic presidents authorized it. National Review’s Byron York, who dug up the Gorelick testimony mentioned above, noted the Washington Post reported on it on Page A-19.

It is despicable, but not illegal, for the news media to publish vital national secrets leaked to them. But the leakers have committed a felony.

Those who have demanded severe punishment for whoever it was who told reporters Valerie Plame worked at the CIA have been remarkably forgiving about who leaked the existence of the NSA intercept program, which — like the earlier leak of secret CIA prisons for al Qaida bigwigs and unlike the Plame kerfuffle — has done serious harm to our national security.   

Kofi throws a spaz at reporter

From CNN

On a question related to the oil-for-food scandal, UN Secretary General Kofi Annan reacts angrily to a reporter. CNN’s Richard Roth reports

Kofi actually uses the dreaded "C" word.

Going cheap large unused stockpile of useless medicine

In news today we find that the chosen weapon against the supposed Bird Flu pandemic is rather ineffectual with at least two victims developing a resistance to Tamiflu.

The experts said the deaths were disturbing because the two girls had received early and aggressive treatment with Tamiflu and had gotten the recommended doses.

Whoopsy…..wonder if the government will be able to sell the stockpile on TradeMe.