Hat tip Andrei at Sir Humphreys
From the OMG how the fuck did that get there? files.
A Pakistani man was astonished to awake in his cell at the local prison with a pain in his bottom .
[quote]"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," [/quote]
Why he thought that was unusual in a prison to have pain in your bottom I am unsure, however the light bulb that was removed from his anus definately was a surprise apparently.
Maybe he could sell the light bulb on Trademe.
Meanwhile in a court in the US a former US judge has been convicted of exposing himself by using a sexual device while he presided over court cases.
As Zentiger commented it brings new meaning to the term "banging the gavel"
