July 2006

Former Big Gay Out organiser Garreth Spillane has claimed in a Sunday paper that he quit the National Party after less than four months partly because he was accused of being a "Labour spy".

What the big dick fails to mention is his less than honest CV with blatant untruths written in it. Oh and he was a poodle of Michelle Boag the architect of National's demise in 2002. 

Stop whining like a girly pants and get on with your life. 

Who would have thought that Greenpeace are against prowling homosexuals?…Well wonder no more with this headline.

These are the rules to go by if threatened in your home or workplace by machete weilding morons.

Rule 1 – Use overwhelming force. If the offender uses a baseball bat you use a gun, if the offender uses a knife you use a gun, if the offender uses a machete you still use a gun, and if the offender has a gun then use a bigger, better gun and shoot straight and first.

Rule 2 – Shoot the idiot and then shoot the ceiling, in that order.

Rule 3 – Make sure the offender is dead. My cousin who was once a police man said to me that this rule is very important otherwise the police get to hear the offenders side of the story. It is very important that only one story gets told. If you don't then you get this sort of crap.

[quote]"We're waiting for advice from the medical experts as to when we can do that," he said. "Over the next few days we should be able to speak to him and get his side of the story."[/quote]

Rule 4 – Always say you fired a warning shot (see Rule 2) then use these words. "I was in fear of my life, officer" 

Rule 5 – Never change your story. 

Aaron Bhatnagar's RatesWatch website has hit the front page of the Herald today.

The Herald helpfully lists some of the waste that Mayor Hubbard has presided over.

1000 to the Afghan Youth Society, despite a recommendation from officers the application was underdeveloped and should be declined.

•   A $1500 grant to the Congolese community to make international telephone calls home to candidates standing in elections
• A $20,000 party to mark the 20th anniversary of homosexual law reform
• $5 million for penalty payments and cost blowouts from the Queen St tree fiasco.
• $600,000 invested in a sustainable housing company with no hope of a financial return.
• $4000 to the Combined Beneficiaries Union to update people on changes to benefits.
• $2500 to the Foundation of Spiritualist Mediums to seek course accreditation.

Well I certainly wouldn't but if I had any immigrations woes then he would be my best bet probably.

And in the Herald today it is revealed that in 2002 Parliamentary Service visited Mr Field's office and required a sign to be put up stating the office's services were free. 

One wonders how many other MP's have had that requirement placed on them.

Labour will find thye situation untenable as time moves on. More and more of El Jefe's dodgy dealings will now come to light.

Brian Rudman has another crack at the Auckland City Council in todays Herald.

Brian is much more eloquent than me so I will leave it to him to say what I and others think.

[quote]The lemmings in charge at the Auckland City Council seem bent on being one-term wonders.

Talk about self-destructive. Just in case the $85,000 Grand Tour of Europe was not enough to rile voters already swooning from eye-watering rate increases, the City Vision-Labour coalition has revealed plans to bleed us dry via our water bills.[/quote]

 I guess Aaron will have another article to post on RatesWatch.
 

One of my pod (my sisters calf) has had her first week at school. She has been waiting for absolutely ages to go to school as her older cousins (Master and Miss Whaleoil have been going for years.

Anyway here is a photo of her first day ready for school.

Winston is at it again, this time telling all and sundry at the ASEAN meeting that Maori New Zealanders are in fact Chinese and therefore they should accept New Zealand as an Asian Nation.

Perhaps Winston needs a geography lesson rather than a genetics lesson.

The man is laughable. If the only compelling reason he can give Asian nations that New Zealand belongs with ASEAN is that Maori are supposedly genetically linked with China then we really do not deserve being there in the first place.

Of course the likelihood of China supporting us is now seriously diminished as they face the propect of Maori land claims and grievances over substantial portions of Mainland China.

Two articles from different news outlets, same modus operandi, two completely different outcomes.

One story tells us why New Zealanders should insist on the right to keep and bear arms the other is proof positive that not being armed hurts more than you can imagine.

The police and government are failing us and now it is time for citizens to say to criminals "If you try to rob me there is a good chance you will lose your life, go for it"

In fact I reckon we shhould be allowed to carry pistols but only if they are not concealed. 

Sideswipe is not often political, yet this morning they had this picture with the follwing caption.

 The must-have accessory for every Labour Party wedding function.