Tell me why I don't like Socialists?

So Bob Geldof is a little pissy !

(Sung to the tune of I Don't like Mondays)

The socialist chip inside her head

Gets switched to overload,

And nobody's gonna give any aid today,

She's going to make them pay at home,

And Cullen doesn't understand it,

He always said she was as good as gold,

And he can see no reason

Cos there are no reasons

What reason do you need to be shown

Chorus

Tell me why

I Don't like Socialists

I want to shoot

The whole lot down

….Ok I have run out of steam now…I was working on a tax cut theme but I guess that will have to be another days effort.

  • ZenTiger

    Hey, good stuff. Great minds think alike…

  • Fletch

    Here’s my first go (kind of changing yours a bit)-

    The socialist chip inside her head
    Get switched to over-charge,
    So everybodies gotta go to work today,
    Though the National surplus is
    Rather-large,

    Cullen don’t understand it,
    He says we got enough to live.
    And he can see, no reason
    Tell me what’s the reason
    He says surplus is deficit

    Tell me why,
    I don’t like payday’s
    Tell me why,
    I can’t get a raise
    Tell me why,
    The tax-cut delays
    I want to shoot the @#$%^’s down.

    —-

    I like the first verse the best, the others are kinda weak

  • Whaleoil

    very good Fletch, I think I may run a song competition now.

  • ZenTiger

    Nice one Fletch.

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