December 2006

Gooner over at Sir Humphrey’s has a very good analysis on the Hollowmen by Nicky 9isn’t that a girls name) Hager.

Unfortunately it is a little astray mainly because of Don Brash’s inability to ever deal with anything electronically.

Nevertheless, i agree with Gooner that National has been the victim of a criminal conspiracy of unprecedented proportions that surely must involve the highest levels of our government in what can only be described as a "Watergate" like scandal.

My sources reliably inform me that there was no hack of any National Party servers or in fact Parliamentary Services servers. My own investigation and reading of the Hollowmen also shows an unprecedented level of political spying and subterfuge on the part of National’s opponents.

The source/s of the leak is/are nothing more than a petty thief that played on the idiosyncrasies of a person not comfortable with email.

Don Brash, I am told would tie up the office printer for hours at a time printing off his emails so they could be filed in hard copy. He would also read each email once printed out. He often didn’t read them at all on the screen.

Now that shows that DB was a fool for printing them out, but that also National is actually the victim of a "Watergate" scandal where criminal elements are rummaging in the offices of key people. That means that people had access granted to those offices and took out large quantities of paper. This also means that it is extremely likely that this criminal conspiracy goes alot higher than most of us would imagine. 

I’m with Gooner on wanting an investigation, but am uncertain whether involving the SIS would be helpful as I am more than a little sure they were involved in this.

If there is anyone out there willing to fund and investigation i am pretty certain that using some sophisticated software and link analysis I could identify the leaker based on the book and also staff rosters and details.

To the cowardly skulking cops hiding in the bushes today trying to ping speeding drivers, you would have missed out due to the fucking wanker in a campervan with 75 cars behind him as he traveled along at 65km/h and the wanker towing a caravan at the same fricken speed.

Where is a coward cop when you need them?

On my quick drive to Auckland I saw several safety signs that said in rather large and distracting letters inane things like

"Safe Drivers use Powernaps"

As I consider myself a safe driver i thought to my self…shit I better get one of those.

I went to Warehouse and they don’t have any, nor do any of the major petrol stations. So it begs the questions;

• What are powernaps?
• Where do you get them from?
• What do they do?
• Are they related to party drugs?
• Will the government them as well?

There were further stupid signs planted out there by Transit with equally dumb statistics like…25% of accidents involve trucks, WTF is that supposed to mean?…it is safer to drive trucks!!
And then there is the 25% of accidents happen at night….WTF is that…again is it better to travel at night…it seems so according to statistics.

So one must assume from Transits signs that you are better to drive at night in a truck using something obscurely called a powernap!!!! Fucking wallies wasting our tax dollars on inanities like this.
And while we are on stupid waste of money signs, why did the egg farmer tell me to fuck off when I asked him for a dozen of those "free" range eggs.

Helen Clark for her hypocritical call for us all to combat extremism and intolerance when the fricken bitch is one of the worst offenders of both.

Need I remind you of three words that prove her own intolerance.

"Exclusive Brethren" and "cancerous"

Yet another example of Labour and their penchant to get other to do what they themselves are either unwilling or unable to themselves.

Back online after a quick run up to Auckland to get the fricken cord the missus forgot.

Anyway here we are esconsced in Rotovegas looking out a stunning lake that seems somewhat under utilised.

A laptop is not much use without power….anyway the vodem works fine.

Will blog when I can.

James Brown has died aged 73.

Check out this little device. It brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it.

Designed by a South African in South Africa where rape is a major crime.

Some of the FAQ are funny, like;
Will it cause permanent damage to the rapist?
No, not if he gets professional help without delay

heh!, and

Won’t the man initially feel this?
When a rapist attacks, he loses control of his senses. He will become aware of the device when it is too late.

Yeeeeouch!!

How did you get the idea? (Question to Sonet Ehlers – inventor)
From the rape-victim who first said “If only I had teeth down there”, to some time later a young man was admitted to hospital for getting his penis caught in his trouser zip and was in excruciating pain.

Can’t the rapist simply take a pair of scissors and cut it off?
No. The latex cannot be cut easily, the hooks are embedded in the skin and it is extremely difficult to remove.