January 2007

Bill Ralston has quit.

Probably before he was fired.

His last day is this Friday.

With all the finger pointing and carry on following the Burton parole affair, you would think that someone, just one person, a so-called journalist would perhaps try to connect the dots with Corrections.

They haven’t thus far, so lets give them a little assistance.

• INCIS – who was in charge of this abject failure?
• Western Australian Police Force – Who was the commissioner who oversaw this completely and utterly useless Police Department suffer a Royal Commission of Inquiry?
• Department of Corrections – Who is charge of this broken Department?

The answer to all three is of course Barry Matthews.

Gee go figure, any organisation where he is in charge always takes a nose dive. Is there, I wonder, a common denominator?

Labour is copping a flogging in Health.

Despite pouring billions into the sector there is no discernible improvement in the sector.

To add more misery to the government after the Herald revealed that 35,000 people were culled from the waiting list last year we find out that despite a $2b injection in the GP arena their fees are to rise anyway, mainly because of the pending pay increases for nurses.

Thaito Phillip "el Jefe" Field’s Thai Tiler is to sue him for non-payment for the work he completed.

This is all getting far too messy now. Best the tiler moves quick before Field is in the pokey.

A reputable informant tells me that the Parachute Festival organisers contacted the Prostitutes Collective in Wellington and placed an order for 13,000 condoms for the festival.

I have no reason to dis-believe this informant and s/he is impeccably connected.

Oh well I suppose they were practicing "safe" sex as well as Christianity.

Labour will have blood on its hands.

They have organised the largest cull in history.

 35,000 Kiwis have been tipped from the waiting lists last year alone. That is 4 patients an hour every hour, every day.

The Killer Queen should hang her head in shame.

It most probably is a duck.

The same thing goes for rorts and this definitely even smells like a rort.

I know NCEA was supposed to be educational nirvana. It is also supposed to be a good honest opinion of your abilities for all and sundry.

However saying you a "useless sack of poo" is perhaps a little too refreshingly honest. But hey, I’ll go with called a spade a spade.

Another student got "Good one dick!!!" on his results paper.

Now just to assure you, I have not ever, nor will ever mark exam papers, my comments on the papers would be far worse than those.

OK, I am in Wellington, I have helped moved Mr Hill formerly of Upper Hutt and now of Featherston.

Murray has two cats, and though he loves them to bits, bits is how I would like them to be. Sorry, Murray, but I really do not like cats even if they are yours.

Anyway, my friend Andrea has a guard Ram. The walking potential freezer victim lies in wait for cars to arrive and then ambushes the unsuspecting caller. He likes to charge them and give them a right good head-butting…I think it is to subdue them so he can fuck their brains out. I have hurt my hand punching the Devil Ram right between the fucking eyes. I’ve gotta get me a sharp knife…Mmmm….mountain oysters.

I met a guy at the local at Paraparaumu or Pram as everyone who is not dome government lickspittle, PC, felching, onanist would say. His name is Geoffrey. This guy is fucking hard case. He sits outside the pub and introduces himself and the other patrons as new ones arrive…he actually thinks he owns the place. he doesn’t but he is an asset the the place. Last night he was stirring the Comet watcher.

On that some mad Scottish bint was complaining about the cold, as we sat there in our shorts and t-shirts. She’s from Scotland where I’m told Aberdeen is gaelic for Hypo-thermia. Stupid cow…and I told her so.

On my drive down i had dinner at Burger King Turangi, that is after waiting for fucking eva in the the fucking shortest queue know to man. After i remonstrated with the manager the service just got worse. I suppose calling her a fucking useless cow wouldn’t have helped.

My road trip video will be released when I return.

Now, back to my book and some sleeping.

Not good.

A little tip, you mendacious, lickspittles in the Government. You will not shut them up, the best plan now is to do nothing.

Take a little advice from a t-shirt I wear.