1Auckland all over the place like a mad womans' poo


Michael Earley: NZHerald: “Your Views: Are councils spending too much of your money?”

Commendable though it is that guys like Mike and Blair have decided to be cajoled by Crazy Chris into standing for his new pulled out of his and Julie’s arse “ticket” and put their names forward for council there are some inconsistancies creeping into their [cough] message.

First up, Mike E, has explained some of 1Auckland.com’s policies and thoughtfully linked to their website, except well it isn’t there. Also it isn’t their name, their name is 1Auckland.com, which also isn’t up. Clearly Chris thinks he will win the case against them so has registered oneauckland.com just in case. There seems to be case of political schizophrenia happening here.

Still it is a little bizarre that the “ticket” doesn’t have a site and neither does their leader and guru Steve Crow, unless you count a photo of his bald mug as a site.

In line with Steve’s motto “Telling you as it is” here is a little story about the thought processes involved with these guys. They talk big and act small.

I had lunch one with Chris Diack who spent the entire time telling how fucking marvelous he was. He even gloated to me that if it wasn’t for him and his ticket (that was Auckland Now back then) then the Centre Right vote wouldn’t have been split. It was at this point that I realised that Chris Diack was like most Labour converts to ACT, slightly mad and always spoiling for a fight, any fight, just so long as they were fighting. I retorted to Chris at the time, “So you are the one responsible for Dick Hubbard, that was a brilliant fucking plan that was, I know I’ll teach the Centre-Right a lesson, we’ll split the vote and let Hubbard and City Vision in, just fucking brilliant”. Lunch ended shortly after that.

Once again Chris has thrown a hissy fit and stormed out of Citizens and Ratepayers all on the pretense that his friend Julie wasn’t selected. That would be the Julie who didn’t pay her membership, and the Julie who went running to the press whining about it all despite signing binding documents to say she wouldn’t.

Unfortunately for Blair and Mike, earnest though they are, they will get nowhere, because essentially the “ticket” is hollow and based entirely around the ego’s of Steve Crow and Chris Diack. At least Steve runs a successful business and doesn’t still live with his mum and dad. They have been conned into standing for something that has no history, no plans and no ideas.

Citizens and Ratepayers are mightily glad that this little band of fools who talked big but acted small have flown the coop. They won’t be welcomed back.

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  • http://silentrunning.tv Rick Giles

    Those boys are so clever,  they'll be elected on their own merits anyway.

  • http://blairmulholland.typepad.com Blair

    Oh dear. Somebody got out on the wrong side of bed this morning.

    What are the inconsistencies in our message? You don't mention any. You instead whine that our
    website isn't up. Well there's a reason for that – unlike every other
    ticket that just throws up any old crap just to get a web presence, we
    want to do the job properly. It'll be up next week and I'll be
    expecting stony silence from you. Especially since the C&R website
    doesn't even have your candidates up, and still has one of ours
    listed! (we did notice that you unpersoned Julie from the Hobson page
    - nice one Winston)

    What else do you froth on about? Oh yeah, some anecdote about Chris
    Diack. You complain that he was responsible for letting Hubbard get
    elected. How? Diack was a C&R Hobson Council candidate last
    time. I know, because I was helping him campaign. You can't split the
    vote when you are running on the same ticket Whale Oil! This sort of
    logic really makes me wonder about C&R's ability to campaign.

    Honestly, C&R should be grateful that 1Auckland exists, if indeed
    C&R supports limited government and keeping rates rises below
    inflation. We stand a
    good chance of electing councillors in Western Bays and
    Tamaki-Maungakiekie, where you haven't a dogs show. You are also
    on a hiding to nothing here in Eden-Albert with your (rather ambiguous)
    policies on Eden Park, so if you want to change the council, your three
    supporters here should be supporting us.

  • Daz

    Yea I actually agree with Blair about the website thing. C&R are still telling people to vote for AECT. How many months ago was that?

  • http://mikeenz.blogspot.com MikeE

    Thanks for the extra web traffic whaleoil :-)  

  • Whaleoil

    No worries mate, glad to see you tidied up your post as well.

    Blair seems to have got in a snit, but actually I want you two guys to do well….the rest of your crowd I couldn't give a monkey's cuss about.

    If Chris wants better press then he better shut his whining trap about Auckland and stop bad mouthing me to all and sundry.

    Meanwhile good luck to you and Blair, at least you are putting your names forward which more than I can say for myself.