Hot for Teacher

CO-ED Magazine » Hot for Teacher: 18 Sexiest Sex Offenders

CO-ED magazine has a Hot for Teacher feature with the 18 Sexiest Sex Offenders. Yes the photo is one of them.

It has to be said: female school teachers are the new male Catholic priests.


Sexual offenses committed by female teachers is at its peak, much like the libidos of the accused. While male teachers are (rightfully) lambasted for their sexual misconduct, women seem to get off much easier – literally and figuratively. And why, you ask? The answer is simple: older women seducing younger men is part of our culture, like it or not. Just ask Mrs. Robinson, or Stifler’s Mom.

South Park touched on the subject in “Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy,” where Kyle’s little brother Ike has an affair with his Kindergarten teacher. The cops in the episode have a field day with the case, exclaiming “niiiiiiiiice” after hearing about the teacher’s naughty secret. Their point, however blurry, was well taken: everybody loves a sexed-up authoritative figure, within reason.

My point and solution? Horny teachers should wait, ever so patiently, until their prey graduates. If you’re into kids, you derserve to be locked up; if you’re into being the older lady for kicks, play your cards right, don’t break the law, and have at it like a jackrabbit.

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  • Brian Smaller

    I saw an interview on Fox and that Geraldo chap said it all. A fifteen or sixteen year old boy isn’t harmed by shagging a teacher. He gets bragging rights.

    I am quite comfortable with the fact that I have a double standard and would kill any male teacher who did my daughter.

  • michaels

    i AGREE,double standards are a good thing.
    I always remember very fondly my 4th form teacher, not that she ever did anything wrong damnit!! She was always the professional, and as it happenned went on from being a Miss. Smith to one Mrs G. Thorne.
    Can’t understand why we used to call Mr. G. Thorne… Horney Thoreny.

  • Spanishbride

    Well I am an ex high school teacher and if my son was taken advantage of by his teacher I would teach her a little lesson that she would never forget.

    You guys think you would be alright with it but you are imagining a fantasy figure from a playboy magazine and a streetwise 16 year old not a 9 year old boy and frumpy Miss Smith who has never married and for good reason.
    Would you all be bragging about her fondling your young son’s private bits???
    I think not.

    Personally she could be Miss World for all I care, I still would push her teeth down her throat.

    Everyones first time male or female should be special and with someone they love and be their CHOICE as an ADULT.