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We have a winner!

by Whaleoil on April 27, 2008

Wha have a winner in the Clark scowly face picture contest.

It was AGJ who named the victims of the Clarkula Deathstare as Bill Clinton and Jim Bolger.

Here is the real image. Now suggest some captions for that truly hideous visage that is our Dear Leader.

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  • Whaleoil

    Bill: …..cockroaches and Helen Clark….hahahahahahah

    Jim: oh boy Willie that is the best Clark joke I have heard in sometime, pass on my regards to Mon…uhmm..Hillary will ya?

  • Johnboy

    “Honestly Jim as God is my witness I just can’t understand how I got this purple dye on my hands”

  • Andy Moore

    :( they’re ignoring me… again.

  • pdm

    Jim that Burton Shipley was a great guy and I really enjoyed my round of golf with him. I don’t suppose that thing there has a real man for a husband.

  • michaels

    Jim: What are you on about Bill, she is the one that wears the pants.

  • dad4justice

    Bill to Jim; Monica Lewinsky is doing a video for Hillary’s campaign speech, would you like a copy when it’s finished?

  • michaels

    Jim to Bill, No thanks Bill, but that old cow looks pissed she wasn’t offered it.

  • dad4justice

    Bill to Jim, I wouldn’t do that sour old lemon face cow with yours.I do have standards.

  • pdq

    Jim: We found her laying round in Judith’s rolled-up carpet, listed her on trademe with some old ski boots and a used pledge card, but only got one bid from somewhere in Africa.

    Bill: You should have listed it “Buy Now” for a tractor, you fool.

  • David Coverdale

    How about:

    “Photoshopping different photos together goes better when the lighting in the photos is from the at least vaguely same direction and the perspective is at least vaguely congruent.”

  • Brian Smaller

    Well done AGJ. Whale – give that man a ceegar, just not one of Bubba’s.

  • michaels

    Bill: Jim just give the maid a dime so she’ll fucking leave!!

  • AGJ

    I would prefer a chocolate fish to a cigar ;-)

  • Brian Smaller

    [quote=AGJ]I would prefer a chocolate fish to a cigar ;-) [/quote]

    But in Bubba’s case do you think that they both may smell like fish?

  • Whaleoil

    David Coverdale, we all know you are stupid, why post comments that prove it to those who are still undecided.

  • David Coverdale

    Oh ouch, the “you’re stupid” comeback. You must work very hard on these, Whale. Just like the “why don’t you just FRO” comeback when I outed you for not knowing WTF you were talking about on taxes. These really are superbly clever insights of yours.

    I notice you didn’t run with the “you’re wrong” comeback. No surprise there.

    Also, if “we all know you [David Coverdale] are stupid”, then there wouldn’t be any people “still undecided” for you to worry yourself with. Dipshit.

  • Whaleoil

    As you seem to be exceedingly stupid I’ll spell it out slowly for you.

    Y O U ‘ R E W R O N G

    The photo is un-doctored, in exactly the same format that the photographer provided it in.

    The only thing I did to the image is resize it as it was massive and not useful for web display.

    Clearly your photo examining skills are as basic as your grasp on your welcome at this site.

  • Gazza4D

    Bill: Jim, can you stop this viper staring at me?

    OR:

    Bill: She thinks I stole the last ministerial cream puff.

    OR:

    Jim: What did you say to her?
    Bill: Told her that she couldn’t have one of Chelsea’s school paintings to sign.

  • Brian Smaller

    Or “I told her Hillary was straight”

  • Zarchoff

    “Hang on there Jim, all I said was ‘Diddums’!”

  • Zarchoff

    “Come on now, you and I both know that a woman with a face like that has to be a dyke”

  • Strutta

    “It’s not fair that each of you has had more women than I have.”

  • michaels

    Helen: Bill if you don’t tell your wife that she shouldn’t compare me cockroaches and that I am STILL the dictator of New Zealand I’m going to cast a spell on you.

    Bill: Jim who is this vile little man?

  • Johnboy

    “I’ll never forgive you Bill, how could you find Monicas mouth more beautiful than mine”.

  • mattb02

    “You’d have never seen that stain on this.”

  • mattb02

    “Fuck, is that Hillary?”

  • mattb02

    Great. Six hankerchiefs in each of these things and he’s looking at Bolger.

  • Inventory2

    I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman!! At least, I think she’s a woman!

  • michaels

    Bill: So Jim, can you now understand why I haven’t been to New Zealand for a round of golf since I was there for APEC?

  • michaels

    Bill: What’s wrong with the members of the Labour party Jim? Does Phil have no balls at all to roll this hairy arsed dictator out of the party?