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Oh yes you are…

by Whaleoil on June 29, 2008

Sophie Lewis is a slapperThe kiss and tell slapper who shagged an English Rugby Player and sold her story to the tabloids reckons she isn’t a slapper.

Ok…let’s giver her the benefit of the doubt shall we and examine the intricacies of the case.

1. She went out on the town to bag an England Rugby player.

2. She told NOTW that she “put rampant rabbits to shame. He was such an accomplished lover and we did it in every position imaginable,”

3. She sold the story to NOTW

You’re right hunny, you’re no slapper…you had sex for money that makes you a whore!

As Stuffed.co.nz says;

[quote]She let the world know that she was cheaper than a two dollar prostitute. Good work. She has managed to make her parents really proud in the meantime. Every parent would love to read that their beloved daughter spread her legs for a random rugby guy who in turn f**ked the s**t out of her.[/quote]

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  • Cactus Kate

    “do you really believe what the husbands you bonk tell you…..That their wives don’t understand them, don’t meet their sexual needs, and lie there thinking of England ?”

    The four letter word beginning with “w” is banned SB. I would actually charge by the hour if I had to listen to all that. That’s what their marriage guidance counsellor is there for.

  • pdq

    “I’m not posting in this thread again because I refuse to associate with slopes who troll other people’s blogs under the pseudonym “kuntlips”.”

    Geezz Hairy, with the amount of syphillis you’ve spread around the blogosphere, that’s just a bit rich. Here’s a thought, take your mankey minge to the time-out-room and leave the grown-ups alone. See ya.

  • Mrs Makepeace

    Goodness that NastyHairyArmpit thingy is a troll isn’t it? Lowers the tone of the whole neighbourhood.

    Holas, Spanishbride, I’m with you – Ladies certainly do NOT kiss and tell.

    While Mr Makepeace was still with us, the dear soul, I too “put out for housekeeping” as you so delicately phrase it – I’d put out for a milk stout now! Still wouldn’t tell though…

  • Strutta

    Thanks SB and Mrs M. True gentlemen do not kiss and tell either. A real man is more than happy with a woman who loves him and is willing to go out of her way to make his life more comfortable. In return, because he loves her, he is eager to do anything to make her life more comfortable and pleasurable. What feminists like HP and even CC (whom I agree with on many issues) don’t seem to realise is that when a woman and a man are soulmates, nothing is better than their life together emotionally, mentally, and physicaly.

    I really do not understand where this society went wrong by denying the ultimate … that of a man and a woman who love one another above all others and are willing to do anything to make the other’s life more comfortable whilst not yielding their own principles.

  • Clint Heine

    Have to say she is rather nasty looking as well.

    If I was the rugby player involved I would be embarrassed!

  • expat

    she probably engaged in what is commonly refered to as a spit roast – you dont need looks for that Clint ;)

  • thehairyarmpit

    Good for her! She fucks like a gutter whore and gets paid for it. Why would you care Camoron, you look at slutty porn all the time, wank over them and the next thing you know you’re calling them rude names like slapper and whore.

    Women enjoy sex and if they want to shout about it then good for them! Most parents aren’t that interested in their children’s sex lives these days because it’s considered evil and sick by those with academic qualifications.

  • Cactus Kate

    She sold the story for money. Not the sex.

    Wives have sex for money.

    She’s no different, other than she got the settlement after the first time and from a third party.

    In many ways its far more honourable.

  • Spanishbride

    Cactus, Cactus, Cactus tut tut tut

    do you really believe what the husbands you bonk tell you…..

    That their wives don’t understand them, don’t meet their sexual needs, and lie there thinking of England ?

    I don’t have sex with Whaleoil for money duh?

    I have sex with Whaleoil because I enjoy it and he is an expert at it considering the number of years we have had together to get it right LOL.

     

    I don’t DO IT for money honey.

    To say that wives are nothing more than glorified hookers is simply wrong. To beleive that you have to beleive that wives by virtue of being wives DO NOT enjoy sex.

    A wedding ring DOES NOT cut off all the blood flow to my fun bits sweetie.

    In fact making love to a man who I can totally trust and who is my best friend and an amazing father to our children is the biggest turn on ever!

    ( That and him doing housework LOL really gets me going )

    There is nothing like a guy being thoughtful to get me all fired up.

    Stuff roses, make me breakfast in bed, do the dishes and make  dinner and you are in with a grin.

    Hmmmm perhaps you are partly right Cactus, money doesn’t turn me on but I do put out for housework ROTFLMAO

  • Lipper

    So did she also get a few dollars for the article(s) in the NZ media as well?

    Her life and body are hers.

    Just don’t understand why she wants the World to know?

    Do her parents not give her enough pocket money?

    Does she feel that all the other girls are much prettier? or perhaps that they have better figures?

    Really sad.

    Does anyone have her cell number for me?
    ;-)

    My winky is 5 inches,

    and most birds like that width!

  • itsatrap

    That stuffed.co.nz blog post is shamefully misogynistic.

    I notice that there was a pointed lack of criticism directed at the Rugby Player involved. Indeed he is praised for the fact that he “supposedly performed like a stallion”.

  • Lipper

    Guess he didn’t get the sh***y end of the stick for 5 main reasons.

    1. He didn’t sell any of the sordid details and story for financial gain.

    2. Didn’t go to the bar in alluring fancy dress.

    3.Is probably mortified, that the story went public worldwide, and he was compromised by a honey trap.

    4. Probably wondering what he came back home with.

    5. Has a real career to protect.

  • thehairyarmpit

    “My winky is 5 inches, and most birds like that width!”

    No they don’t, the bitches you pay for sex are faking it. Take your wee willie winkie and shove it up Camoron’s hairy fat butt.

  • Lipper

    [quote=thehairyarmpit]“My winky is 5 inches, and most birds like that width!”
    No they don’t, the bitches you pay for sex are faking it. Take your wee willie winkie and shove it up Camoron’s hairy fat butt.[/quote]

    Yep, they all fake it. I am really a retard on drugs. Have no friends, and have no money either.

    Keep on asking Cameron, but he thinks that I am a faggot. Then his friends have threatened to put sand in my vaseline!

    Wish that I was a polititicised lesbian with no appreciation of reality, with the faint odour of fish.

     

  • Spanishbride

    Ladies and gentlemen don’t kiss and tell.

  • Lipper

    The best thing about sex with a woman, is not having to sleep on the wet patch!

    So said Woody Allen.

    Bet that is the same for you hairy armpit!

  • thehairyarmpit

    I’m not posting in this thread again because I refuse to associate with slopes who troll other people’s blogs under the pseudonym “kuntlips”.

    Sayonara kuntlips!