Bad News! Obesity Contagious

Pork Chop is a fatty

Some bad news out there folks. Apparently Obesity can be contagious.

This is truly going to be devastating news for Ricardo and any other person in close proximity to Pork Chop aka Glaucoma aka Rachel Glucina.

[quote]Obesity can spread from person to person, much like a virus, researchers are reporting today. When a person gains weight, close friends tend to gain weight, too.[/quote]

Good lord! Watch out for those nasty side effects when you hit the Xenical. The people sho own the couch still haven’t got the stain out apparently.

Of course those fatties out there looking for an excuse for youe plus, plus size can always blame someone else now. “Oh, I caught Obesity from her”

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  • SweetDisorder

    Is she wearing a thong?

    The more I ‘see’ of Gluac the (well the back end), the more she reminds me of the fat girl in Shallow Hal. 

  • Glutaemus Maximus

    That’s not a thong.

    A Hammock.

    Is there any evidence that this can be caught downline, or over the web.

    If so, can we get a patch for the firewall?

  • Glutaemus Maximus

    The more I look at that photo, the more my mind runs riot.

    Would she be appreciative?

    Grateful?

    Wriggly?

    Would she want my contact details?

    Now it’s gone!
    ;-)

  • consumist

    Maximus mate, you would want her TOO wriggly, you could end up having parts of you anatomy ripped off! **shudder**