Pork Chop or as she is also known “Glaucoma” reckons she isn’t into Richie McCaw.
Who the fuck does she think she is kidding.
Unless he likes “very-large-boned” women he sure as fuck won’t be into you darling! Not unless he straps a board to his arse.
That then makes your post, well, stupid. Best you keep the candle burning for Mark and hope and pray he turns blind.