Random Impertinent Questions

What is Andrew Williams, the North Shore Mayor’s favourite after hours activity?

Is Andrew Williams a teetotaller?

Hasn’t Rodney’s Jacket just been a spectacular success?

Just who is browsing WOBH from Anguilla of all places?

Should I join ACT and be done with it?

Why won’t a soft cock lefty get in the ring with me on 23/08/2008?

  • Rick Giles

    Should I join ACT and be done with it?

    Yes!!

  • Strutta

    Well….Medusa and I intend to vote ACT for our party votes but it pisses me off having Rodney as a competitor for Medusa’s affectionsTongue out

  • consumist

    I don’t know, your’e better off ‘where’ you are and you’ll possibly be a bit dissapointed, and get roped into delivering direct mail or some such other thrilling task! (joining ACT I mean) And you don’t have to join just to have the thrill of voting for them or donating money

  • Big Bruv

    Ya gotta do it Cam, I have tried to get in behind John Key but with every passing week he sells out a little more to the pinko’s.

    Perhaps when he remembers that he is the leader of a right wing party I might go back to the Nat’s but until then I am an ACT man through and through.

    Anyway, who would you rather get on the piss with to celebrate the demise of dear corrupt lesbian leader? John Key who will no doubt go home to his wife and kids (not that there is anything wrong with that) or Rodney who as a single man and ex north sea rig worker knows how to have a bloody great night out.

  • Spanishbride

    ahem ahem, Whaleoil has a wife and kids.

    Fortunately ( cough ) his wife is so stunning and amazing that he always behaves himself when out with his mates and she has nothing to be concerned about.

    Well, at least that is what he tells me and I believe him because the consequences would be dire for him and quite frankly I scare him ;

    Put me in the boxing ring with him and I guarantee that I would win. I would say, ” silly man, fancy coming to a gun fight with boxing gloves tisk tisk “

  • Clint Heine

    I don’t need to add my two pence Whale! I look at the Nats now and am depressed that they will be leading us for the next 3 years and “leading the debate” against statism and the left.

    I remember when National had teeth, I loved working alongside them on campus because the left HATED us. Now National is doing everything they used to hate, and each day swallowing gigantic rats. You know how bad it has got is when Nat blogs start talking about the “good points” in the WFF policy or predict that the Nats will say one thing one day and when elected they will reverse all Labour policy…. not going to happen mate.

  • nigel201065

    Hi Whale,
    I have just realized you have lost your little band of Stalkers
    I haven’t seen any comments from the corpse cuddler, Harpoon, little james or the hairy armpit for ages
    I can understand the corpse cuddler disappearing cause he’s shitting himself thinking he might just have to back up all his bully boy bravado and get into the ring with you but the others, what gives have you scared them off too?