The curse of Helen Clark has struck again and this time with fatal consequences. A member of her tramping party has croaked. So far the curse has nobbled John Howard, Gordon Brown, Team New Zealand, The All Blacks (several times), The Silver Ferns and Shania Twain’s marriage. Now the curse has taken a sinister new twist.
Reports have it that Clark herself tried to resucitate the victim. Holy Fuck! If she tried to resusitate me I’d want to die.