October 2008

Helen Clark says;

“I think the question about the past of any potential prime minister is worth asking. I think it is perfectly fair to look at a person’s past and what they have done.”

I can think of a few questions I would like to ask her but in the interests of public service I will allow commenters to ask the questions in the comments section. Fill yer boots.

UPDATE: I have been emailed a list of questions;

1. 1. Were you tears on your wedding day tears of happiness or sadness?
2. What do you think your continued crime through theft of tax payer funds and note this as your role as “Prime Minister”?
3. As Minister for Arts, can you please comment on your painting fraud?
4. Would you expect a citizen to get arrested for driving at 160km/hr?
5. On anti-smacking and your views that ‘it would defy human nature’ – can you please talk us through that?
6. Do you acknowledge that the ETS is your design to cripple the business?
7. Is your true vision and plan for NZ represents that of a true Communist State
8. Do you believe you are Corrupt?
9. Do you still want to kill kittens?
10. Why do you “hate” business?
11. Why do you “hate” the traditional concept of marriage and “detest” families?
12. Why do you “hate” religion?
13. How (psychologically) do you oddly blame the National government of the 90′s for your own total failures over the last 9 years?
14. What do you feel of Michael Cullen rounding up opinion and support for your demise behind your back?
15. Do you feel that you’ve cleaned up crime and corruption in the political system (as claimed in 1990′s)?
16. Do you still think “the role of government is what government (you) define it to be”?
17. Do you still detest the Maori?
18. Do you still “hate” Middle class NZ?
19. What will you do when you are kicked out? (see point 15)
20. Why do you wish to see the SFO abolished? Should we ask Winston?
21. Why did you spit on War Veterans?
22. Have you enrolled yourself, three times, on the electoral roll this year?
23. Do you have anymore Helen Clark not Helen Clark paintings?
24. Do you still think you are a popular and competent Primer Minister?
25. Who is the “woman” on the billboards?
26. Why did you commandeer air force planes…to fly around the country…putting emissions into the atmosphere….when rushing the Emissions Trading Scam through?
27. Why have you instructed the PSA to call families, over the phone…threaten and intimidate them into voting Labour….
28. Are you aware that it is illegal to contact people who have supressed their contact details…?
29. Are you aware that is not good to BULLY PEOPLE OVER THE PHONE INTO VOTING FOR YOU?
30. Do you still think the US are spying on you. News flash Clark…they probably are!….
31. With all of that – do you really think people should “TRUST” a corrupt Helen Clark misled Government?

Bob Harvey decided to have a wee tantrum (described as an embarrassing row) at an Environmental Society meeting over National’s position on the Helensville housing project. Turns out that Harvey got it wrong and National and Harvey were in close alignment after all, but Harvey didn’t realise!

Unfortunately for Mr Harvey, the NBR reported Mr Harvey was stone cold sober.

Maybe Mayor Bob should have just sent an angry late night email to Nick Smith instead. The National Party is quite used to getting them from some Mayors now.

Time for an Auckland Region “rule” in some Outlook folders

What would such an email rule look like? I’ve had a go below

>If Condition “Sender” = “Unnamed angry Auckland Mayor”, mark email as JUNK

ELSE

>If Condition “Sender” = “Unnamed angry Auckland Mayor”, AND, IF Condition “Time” > 11:00pm and < 4:00am, mark email as DRUNK

THEN Forward onto “National Auckland Caucus”

Like her party’s flagging poll ratings Helen Clark does a face plant.

Helen Clark has now confirmed that Labour paid for Mike Williams’ muck raking trip to Australia. This despite claiming otherwise yesterday.

Clark is clearly not in control of her party anymore and has to resort to lying and then correcting to try to cover for the spectacular debacle that she and mike Williams have landed on Labour.

Caught out like a possum in the headlights she lies like a flatfish. We also find out that Labour hired an Australian Labor party lawyer to get a court order to release the 24kgs of documents that Mike Williams brought back with him.

In this time of economic crisis Labour seems to be focussed on the past, Vietnam, Springbok Tour, iraq and now some obscure financial dealing 20 years ago. They are visionless, venal, corrupt and unfit to govern any longer.

Jim Anderton has been caught on camera at Nelson airport scoffing down a huge chunk of cake. Clearly he isn’t practising what he preaches, either that or this is the new Jim’s Zone-Out Diet. Or perhaps he is a subscriber to the Marie Antoinette school of thought.

Labour’s rogue President Mike Williams has had his Neville Chamberlain moment. He tripped off to Australia and brought back his piece of paper only problem for him is that his piece of paper with “John Key’s” signature was worth about as much as Neville Chamberlain’s piece of paper with Hitler’s signature on it.

I think Labour has tanked its vaunted trust campaign today. On the drive up to Kerikeri we listened to talkback and the outrage over Labour’s smear attack was palpable.

Their campaign followed their Chief Strategist and face planted.

Clark and Williams are joined at the hip and tonight even they can’t get their stories straight. Clark has said Williams paid for his flights and Williams says the Labour party. One of them is lying.

Clark conceived the campaign, she launched it and declared it was all about trust. Every advert they have is either negative in terms of billboards or an attack against John Key. They have put all their eggs in the attack John Key basket and their king hit face-planted badly. She has known about this, they planned it and it has utterly failed.

Labour are visionless and bereft of ideas. In these troubled times we have seen that Labour is more concerned with John Key than mitigating the economic disaster that Labour has landed us in.

Golfer John Daly has gone and gotten himself arrested outside of Hooters.

As usual it is the bottle which has done him in.

Radio journalists should bolt when a camera is pointed a them.

A couple of weeks ago we saw the Muffin Break poll while talking to Maurice Williamson. Today he has kindly forwarded me an update. Bear in mind this is before labour scurrilous smear against John Key.