Random Questions

  1. How big is the ACC Tail?
  2. Is this where they hid the vast numbers of unemployed that disappeared?
  3. Why hasn’t the board been sacked?
  4. Why is Mike Williams still in his jobs?
  5. Why do we have to wait until February 8 2009 to finally stop paying for Winston Raymond peters, 63, unemployed of no fixed abode?
  6. Why did Winston have so much trouble finding the overhead locker in the plane the other day?
  7. Was it because it was out of reach?
  8. How does Winston get about now Tommy isn’t there to carry his bags and put things in the overhead locker for the little shortarse?
  9. Has he finally stopped wearing that awful wig?
  • Johnboy

    1. Huge

    2. Who knows

    3. Ross Wilson is the dick in charge

    4.Cause Andrew still has to tidy his desk

    5.Cause he might fall overboard from a Vela fishing boat wearing concrete gumboats and save us the litigation that would follow a sacking

    6.Too much whisky or the plane was flying inverted

    7.Its always out of reach when you are five foot two

    8.Stilts?

    9.Yes. Passed it on to Ron Mark as it adds 2 inches to ones height. Ron is now 4 foot 8 inches.