January 2009

The recipe for success?

I enjoy reading Aardvark, every so often Bruce comes up with genuine pearls of wisdom that people should take notice of. Today was one of those days. He believes that amongst all the doom and gloom there is the recipe for our success. I’m with Bruce on this one.

Quite frankly, I’m sick and tired of economists and economic commentators telling me how dire the situation is and how much worse it’s going to get.

Unemployment tipped to break eight percent, 50 million out of work world-wide, record levels of business failures and mortgage foreclosures, etc, etc.

In the face of all this bad news I expect we can also count on a significant increase in the suicide rate as well.

Well I say “enough”.

There were two items of good news that I simply have to bring to readers’ attention today.

If we can bring these two good-news stories together then the future might be brighter than ever, at least for the residents of GodZone.

The first, and most important of these good-news stories is a report that suggests there are now more than a billion people who are connected to the internet — a full 15% of the world’s total population.

That is simply fantastic news!

The other ray of sunshine is that the NZ government (like governments of most developed countries) is looking to pour a snotload of money into the local economy in an attempt to ward-off the worst effects of the recession.

Now let’s stop and look at these two stories for a moment…

On the one hand we have a billion people who are all rich enough to afford an internet connection and on the other we (at last) have a government who’s prepared to spend money to make money.

In between, we have four million Kiwis, a greater than average number of who (we like to tell ourselves) are smart, educated, innovative and entrepreneurial.

Sounds like a recipe for success to me.

This country needs more people like Bruce Simpson and less people like unionists, socilaists and bludgers.

Give me more tollroads

Tunnel on new toll roadI went to Warkworth today via Silverdale and the new toll road going north.

My first stop was with Classic Campers, they specialise in Classic Retro VW Kombi and Modern camper rental, or depending on where you come from, Microbus, Vanagon, T4 Transporter or Combi hire. Pretty cool niche tourism business. Chatted with Bevan for about an hour then went north to Warkworth.

I got back on the motorwat at Silverdale and headed up to Orewa where the new Northern Gateway tollroad starts. What a bloody marvel, not having to meander down through Orewa and then slog over the hills past Hatfields Beach and Waiwera. I reckon the $2 charge is just fine and you would easily save that in time and petrol.

Still three quarters of my fellow motorway users peeled off and went the long, slower free Toll road north of Aucklandroutes. Suckers! The toll road rocks and has some good views. The engineering is spectacular.

I say give me more tollroads, this one rocks. The only downside I can see is the fools that pull over to pay on the roadside rather than barrel on through and sort it out with the 0800 number or on the website.

I reckon this road shaves a good 10 minutes off the trip and since I went up to Warkworth and back again I saved about 20 minutes.

You would use more than $2 in petrol going the long way due to the hill gradients and the stop start nature of traversing Orewa’s residential areas.

Definately a huge benefit.

Maori Party MP wants offenders denied a marae tangi

Maori Party MP wants offenders denied a marae tangiA Maori Party MP is calling for convicted gang members to be refused their own tangi on marae after another gang-related death this week [TVNZ News Politics]

Top stuff here from Te Ururoa Flavell. Finally some in Maori-dom are starting to assert themselves and calling things as they see them.

“There seems to be a contradiction to me that on one side of the coin, there’s a willingness of gang members to pick up their tikanga Maori, their Maori customary beliefs, to go back to the marae, but on the other side, contradicted by taking a life which is a part of whakapapa,”

Good stuff.

Al Gore's Propaganda

Proven liar, Al Gore, likes to drone on about the climate and how he intends to save the planet. Ofcourse this is the same Al Gore that claimed he invented the internet, so take everything he says with a grain of salt.

A real climate scientist, unlike Al Gore, has gone through his bollocks and identified all of the propaganda techniques used by Al Gore and his “scientific” advisor, the now discredited James Hansen.

Listed below are ten propaganda techniques I have excerpted from Wikipedia. Beneath each are one or more examples of Mr. Gore’s rhetoric as he has attempted to goad the rest of us into reducing our CO2 emissions. Except where indicated, most quotes are from his testimony before the U.S. Senate Environment and Public Works Committee, March 21, 2007. (Mr. Gore is scheduled to testify again tomorrow, January 28, 2009, before the Senate’s Foreign Relations Committee…if the cold and snowy weather doesn’t cause them to reschedule.)

Appeal to fear: Appeals to fear seek to build support by instilling anxieties and panic in the general population.

“I want to testify today about what I believe is a planetary emergency—a crisis that threatens the survival of our civilization and the habitability of the Earth.”

Appeal to authority: Appeals to authority cite prominent figures to support a position, idea, argument, or course of action. Also, Testimonial: Testimonials are quotations, in or out of context, especially cited to support or reject a given policy, action, program, or personality. The reputation or the role (expert, respected public figure, etc.) of the individual giving the statement is exploited.

“Just six weeks ago, the scientific community, in its strongest statement to date, confirmed that the evidence of warming is unequivocal. Global warming is real and human activity is the main cause.”

“The scientists are virtually screaming from the rooftops now. The debate is over! There’s no longer any debate in the scientific community about this.” (from An Inconvenient Truth)

Bandwagon: Bandwagon and “inevitable-victory” appeals attempt to persuade the target audience to join in and take the course of action that “everyone else is taking”. Also, Join the crowd: This technique reinforces people’s natural desire to be on the winning side. This technique is used to convince the audience that a program is an expression of an irresistible mass movement and that it is in their best interest to join.

“Today, I am here to deliver more than a half million messages to Congress asking for real action on global warming. More than 420 Mayors have now adopted Kyoto-style commitments in their cities and have urged strong federal action. The evangelical and faith communities have begun to take the lead, calling for measures to protect God’s creation. The State of California, under a Republican Governor and a Democratic legislature, passed strong, economy wide legislation mandating cuts in carbon dioxide. Twenty-two states and the District of Columbia have passed renewable energy standards for the electricity sector.”

Flag-waving: An attempt to justify an action on the grounds that doing so will make one more patriotic, or in some way benefit a group, country, or idea. Also, Inevitable victory: invites those not already on the bandwagon to join those already on the road to certain victory. Those already or at least partially on the bandwagon are reassured that staying aboard is their best course of action.

“After all, we have taken on problems of this scope before. When England and then America and our allies rose to meet the threat of global Fascism, together we won two wars simultaneously in Europe and the Pacific.”

Ad Hominem attacks: A Latin phrase which has come to mean attacking your opponent, as opposed to attacking their arguments. Also Demonizing the “enemy”: Making individuals from the opposing nation, from a different ethnic group, or those who support the opposing viewpoint appear to be subhuman.

“You know, 15 percent of people believe the moon landing was staged on some movie lot and a somewhat smaller number still believe the Earth is flat. They get together on Saturday night and party with the global-warming deniers.” (October 24, 2006, Seattle University)

Appeal to Prejudice: Using loaded or emotive terms to attach value or moral goodness to believing the proposition.

“And to solve this crisis we can develop a shared sense of moral purpose.” (June 21, 2006, London, England)

Black-and-White fallacy: Presenting only two choices, with the product or idea being propagated as the better choice.

“It is not a question of left vs. right; it is a question of right vs. wrong.” (July 1, 2007, New York Times op-ed)

Euphoria: The use of an event that generates euphoria or happiness, or using an appealing event to boost morale:

Live Earth concerts organized worldwide in 2007 by Al Gore.

Falsifying information: The creation or deletion of information from public records, in the purpose of making a false record of an event or the actions of a person or organization. Pseudo-sciences are often used to falsify information.

“Nobody is interested in solutions if they don’t think there’s a problem. Given that starting point, I believe it is appropriate to have an over-representation of factual presentations on how dangerous (global warming) is, as a predicate for opening up the audience to listen to what the solutions are, and how hopeful it is that we are going to solve this crisis.” (May 9, 2006 Grist interview)

Stereotyping or Name Calling or Labeling: This technique attempts to arouse prejudices in an audience by labeling the object of the propaganda campaign as something the target audience fears, hates, loathes, or finds undesirable. Also, Obtain disapproval: This technique is used to persuade a target audience to disapprove of an action or idea by suggesting that the idea is popular with groups hated, feared, or held in contempt by the target audience

“There are many who still do not believe that global warming is a problem at all. And it’s no wonder: because they are the targets of a massive and well-organized campaign of disinformation lavishly funded by polluters who are determined to prevent any action to reduce the greenhouse gas emissions that cause global warming out of a fear that their profits might be affected if they had to stop dumping so much pollution into the atmosphere.” (January 15, 2004, New York City)

Two Quick Questions

Who does the New Zealand Navy actually belong to?

a) The New Zealand Government
b) The Cookie Monster from Sesame Street
c) Carlos the Jackal
d) North Shore Mayor Andrew Williams, the cock from Campbells Bay

Who allegedly believes the New Zealand Navy belongs to them?

a) The New Zealand Government
b) The Cookie Monster from Sesame Street
c) Carlos the Jackal
d) North Shore Mayor Andrew Williams, the cock from Campbells Bay

They’re tough questions I know but I’ll give you a clue for the answer to the second one.

The word dumb-arse starts with this letter. That’s it no more clues now.

400kgs in just one photo

Salad DodgersMuch has been said about the life of a seventeen year old who drove into the path of a police bullet. Cactus kate opined about his NPV. I held off but after today I can hold off no longer. The media have endlessly beat up this story. It has got far more coverage than the callous stabbing of Mark McCutcheon on the same day. His funeral passed with little fanfare in the media. Today we have heard endless reciteals about the kid who from the look of family probably dodged salads but certainly didn’t dodge a bullet.

A tragic accident it may be but I’m afraid that I have to agree with Cactus Kate as to his NPV based upon media photos of the family.

They were the next Muliaga family in waiting for sure and in just one photo there looks like to be about 400kg.

Sadly the lad was doomed from the outset and probably the reason wehy he was driving is because the other members of the sald dodger family simply couldn’t lift their immense forms up into the van nor squeeze behind the wheel of the van any longer.

I heard a family spokesman tearfully explain how he worked hard to feed his brothers and sisters. Given the state of them the poor bastard probably worked night and day just delivering food to the house.

Expert to Govt: Don't put Waterview on back burner

Expert to Govt: Don’t put Waterview on back burnerAn infrastructure expert has called on the government not to “sit on their hands” over the completion of Auckland’s Western Ring Route. Transport minister Steven Joyce indicated today that a cost blowout of the proposed Waterview… [NZ Herald Politics]

The best thing Steven Joyce could do to avoid the blow out on the motorway extension through Mt Albert is to do away with the expensive tunnel.

This has a desirous effect inn a number of ways;

  1. Substantially lowers the cost
  2. Removes Helen Clark forever.

She is on record as saying that the motorway woiuld go through her electorate “over her dead body”. that to me sounds like an invitation, an invitation that Steven Joyce should accept.

I agree with Adolf that we should name the new motorway after Helen Clark, but my suggestion for the name is the “Clark Free Way”

Jihad comes to House of Lords

The House of Lords has been cowed by a Muslim threat.

It appears that a member of the House of Lords had invited the Dutch politician, Geert Wilders, to a private meeting in the Palace of Westminster. She had intended to invite her colleagues in the Lords to a private viewing of his ‘documentary’ Fitna, followed by discussion and debate in true parliamentary fashion. This is, after all, a liberal democracy, and their lordships enjoy the rights of freedom of expression and freedom of association, not to mention certain parliamentary privileges for the protection of their function in the legislature.

But no sooner had the unsuspecting baroness sent out her invitations, Lord Ahmed raised hell. It is reported that he ‘threatened to mobilise 10,000 Muslims to prevent Mr Wilders from entering the House and threatened to take the colleague who was organising the event to court’.

And so Fitna has been cancelled: it shall not now be screened in the House of Lords on 29th January.

So a bully-boy Labour Lord throws his toys and Britian’s Upper House caves. The Empire has fallen. Expect migration from the UK to significantly increase as Muslims force Britains from their own country.

Hamas resumes rocket attacks

You simply cannot trust Hamas. While they sit and make demands against Israel their operatives continue to launch missiles, rockets and mortars against Israel. They simply cannot be trusted.

It seems that for, Hamas, a truce means they can fire away and the evil Jews in their stolen land must not retaliate.

I haven’t seen Bomber call these war crimes.

Give it Back Winston

Our spies have been up early today and can report that Winston’s nicked For Territory is still at 3 Ring Terrace, St Marys Bay.

Winston's car