May 2009

Key may increase public funding for elections – Prime Minister John Key says he is “not completely closed” to the prospect of using more public funding to run political parties and their campaigns – an apparent softening of National’s vehement opposition to such suggestions in… [NZ Herald Politics]

DON”T EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT JOHN!

There should be NO public funding of political parties. God I hate politicians, bloody trough snuffling wankers. This has made me so angry.

Has John Key not seen what is happening in the UK?

National should be cutting all public funding of political parties. Labour are broke what better way to break the bastards once and for all.

Ok here is a rare photo of Pork Chop (she must have fallen out with Noz) with Gok Wan.

In the unlikely event you are confused Pork Chop is the lump of lard on the right.

Can you believe she is putting about that she is checking in for brain tumour op at Christmas when we all know it is really for a stomach stapling and lipo?

Really she is saying that?

Anyway fill ya boots in the comments for a caption contest.

GW: So like, you know I wear black because it makes me look thin, what about you daaaaarhling?

OMG! I can’t believe I am sitting here talking with a chink Grace Jones while the buffet is disapearing before my eyes.

PC: I never heard of Gok Wan before, is there meat in that, you know like a pie?

Some people have posted in the comments and on Twitter that they think that the Westpac case is a massive cock-up on the prt of the bank and essentially are enjoying the romantic notion that Mr Thief just took a golden opportunity to have a lend of a bank.

Unfortunately for them banks don’t work the way that they imagine, and from their musings their imagination would appear to be extremely limited.

The key to all this is that this was a dud account going nowhere. It definitely would have been on a refer list which means that each morning all transactions for the account could have been notified to the account manager.

Funds transferring have to be cleared, the timing involved is too tight for this chump to realise that they had made a mistake, reef all the money and send it offshore all without getting found out.

So look at it this way. This is what you have to believe for it to fit the cock up theory.

• Day 1: Dud Customer going broke asks for more credit and gets it
• Day 1: Overdraft loaded for $10,000,000.00 instead of $100,000.00, this would almost certainly have exceeded the authority of everyone at the branch level and required head office approval. Also presumes that the systems at Westpac allow Support Centre staff to actually load an O/D for $10,000,000.00 (Cock up 1)
• Day 1: Overdraft loading checking misses mistake (Cock up 2)
• Day 2: Customer notices mistake the very next day and thinks to himself I’ll have a bit of that just on the spur of the moment.
• Day 2: Account manager misses that Dud Customer now has $10 million limit on O/D (Cock up 3)
• Day 2: Sends in to the bank or goes in to the bank and fills out numerous forms to split up and transfer funds off-shore
• Day 2: He needs to do all this before 3pm to have all transactions to occur on same day.
• Day 2: All those forms get actioned sending all the funds offshore to different accounts.
• Day 2: Customer books flights for next day
• Day 3: Account manager misses all the transactions for up to $10 million on his refer list of dud customers (Cock up 4)
• Day 3: Dud Customer checks all the money is gone. It won’t show overseas yet as it takes up to 3-4 days to pass through the processing bank to the receiving bank. This is important. Westpac may process its transactions through HSBC but he may have sent his funds to Who Flung Dung Bank. WFD bank doesn’t get the funds until HSBC ships them to them.
• Day 4: Customer skips out
• Day 4: Account Manager still doesn’t notice his customer is now over his arrangements (Cock up 5)

I don’t know about you but that is just too implausible. All of the Fraud managers and bankers I have spoken to today laugh at the mere suggestion of the cock-up theory.

This was setup and orchestrated by people working in collusion with Mr Thief. They knew the processes, they knew the systems and they knew just how long they had before alarm bells went ringing. Unfortunately for them they didn’t do this over a long weekend or holiday and so Westpac was able to reef funds back that were sitting with the processing banks awaiting clearance. If they had waited for this weekend they may well have got more.

Me, if I was going to do this I’d do it over Christmas/New Year or Easter and I would pass literally thousands of transactions through various banks and branches UPI/Suspense Returns Accounts and high transaction customers, assembling and dissembling before ultimately arriving in a good well established bona fide account ready for off-shoring. Then I would send it all using some strategies that I can’t blog about because to do so woulld break a few laws. of course for all this to succeed I would have identified a suitable insider to assist in the processing. Given the parlous pay bank staff get motivating them to assist would have been easy. Also given the terrible effect methamphetamine has on our society it would have been a simple case of identifying a meth-head bank staffer and “assisting” them with their problem.

Westpac probably don’t appreciate me being this forthright but then they should have thought about that 5 years ago when they decided to be a bunch of c**ts to me.

Cock-up or Conspiracy? you tell me, but I’m going with conspiracy.

Wouldn’t it be great. No unions, never invented, just brilliant. Enzo Giordani aka Dolan thinks he’d like to pretend they were never invented and he works for a union!

Well maybe that will be worked after this little social media faux pas.

That’s interesting, because a Herald online poll suggests overwhelming support AGAINST Maori seats on a Supercity Auckland Council. 19% in favour, 81% against.

I notice that the PSA and EPMU were protesting at the Hikoi as well. Apparently they don’t want a single job lost as a result of amalgamation.

How many marchers had proper jobs, and how many were paid by the taxpayer (govt employees and beneficiaries of state munificence)?

In the truckies protest last year there was not one single state funded protester and to put things into perspective over 100,000 braved the cold weather to watch Boobs on Bikes.

I think it is safe to say that Aucklanders care more about Boobs on Bikes than Maori Seats in a council.

BTW has any MSM “journalist” asked Len Brown why manukau doesn’t have any Maori wards? What about The Clown from Campbells Bay? Or Bob Harvey? They have been mayors long enough for this suddenly important democratic right that they all marched in favour off for them to have implemented. Funny how they haven’t. Dies their new found desire for democracy only come about because they are about to lose their jobs.

Oh no! The daughter is left wing……for her hockey team! Phew!

The leftwing is running off at the mouth with ill-considered slogans about who the Super City will benefit. As is usual with their sloganeering it is based on obfuscations,innuendo and racism and completely lacking in fact. It is the left wing that is racist in Auckland not the centre right. if only the media would call them on this. Since they either can’t or won’t do basic research I’ll do it for them. As is usual they will probably copy this in a couple of days without attribution.

In the Hobson ward of Auckland City (that’s where the blue blood barons, dead white males and rich pricks come from) the Community Board is all women and has one Maori (Hinu Te Hau) and two pakeha woman (Desley Simpson) and (Diane Gribben) and one chinese Frieda Yu.

One councillor is Indian (Aaron Bhatnagar)

In the rest of Auckland City there are only pakehas amongst the Labour/CityVision and other left aligned organisations.  Leila Boyle may be Maori, but I’m not sure. She is though definitely hideous to look at.

Lily Ho a chinese is on Community Board in Avondale for C&R

Sam Lotu-Iiga is Councillor in Maungakiekie.

There is one Independent Chinese woman Virginia Chung on the Board I think in Eden Albert

Sooooo, the rich prick C&R have very good ethnic representation and the only team with a Maori board member.  Can’t say the same for the left that are doing all the complaining.  Oh, of course there is Ms Casey.   She’s Scottish or Irish, or something, certainly she represents the mentall infirm at the very least.

I wonder where the MSM is on the issue of David “Blackwater” Shearer insulting all people of faith with his comments in the NZ Herald which ran a hagiography of the parachute pro-meercenary Labour candidate David Shearer.

“I’ve seen organised religion justify horrors and that goes from Buddhist through to Christian to obviously the Muslim and Hindu and everything else.”

And this after he insulted all immigrants with his crime statements. Strangly he hasn’t copped the flogging that sexy Korean born Melissa Lee has. Is this because of the inherent misogyny of the media and the left wing or just plain bias.

I wonder what the media coverage would have been if Melissa Lee had just insulted every person of religion from Christian to Muslims, from Hindu to Buddhist in one short sentence.

Predictably the Kiwi Party is upset and not without cause. It seems that it is ok to be sexists, racist and anti-relligionist but state the obvious about crime with no mention of race and ll of a sudden you get slaughtered with Sarah Palin like proportions by our lefty media.

I wonder what his good friends in Hamas would think of these comments. I wonder what his pals in Fatah who helped him organise Phil Goff’s visit to see the ailing Yasser Arafat think about “Blackwater” Shearer now.

Veteran salad dodgers Parekura Hormoia and Shane Jones attended the Hikoi but it seems only because they were blocking their way into Queen Street McDonalds.

MPs Shane Jones and Parekura Horomia attended the march but stopped off at McDonalds before carrying on their way.

It is reported that McDonalds staff were rushed off their feet when Parekura ordered everything they’ve got.

Pie Shops are also stocking up large after hearing Parekura was rumbling up Queen Street.

Here is the video of the Chinese bridge jumper getting a “helping hand” down.