The Hit Squad is going to get hit

So Mallard the Muss and Pete the Meat have been assigned to put the hit on Bill English.

Mr Mallard blogged this week on Labour’s Red Alert site that: “This story will last as long as English is a minister”, but he said the aim was not to get him to resign. “Actually we would prefer him to stay there.”

They believe Cabinet colleague Steven Joyce would do a better job for National, so politically Labour would prefer to see Mr English stay.

So, Labour’s heavies have played the Ultimate C*** play, nailing Mr 20.93% with the classic “we don’t want this useless bastard to go as we know he will make mistakes in the future”.

This is a very cynical play, but deserves proper respect because it is an all time great for an opposition party to use. It works on so many levels. Mainly they know full well that your opponent won’t be sacked or resign, and they want to make him look weak. It undermines his authority, and the nominated replacement then starts getting asked questions about succession, making the story go on and on and on.

Of course the correct response to the Ultimate C*** play is to play the man back, and preferably with a very nasty kick to the head or in Trevs case, the groin. Off the record a ‘senior national party insider’ says something like “Trev should get his own house in order or some nasty stories might break about his personal life in the right wing blogsphere and we don’t want him hitting Tau again and Pete needs to go back down to his communist mates in Dunedin and calm down as he looks like he is going to pop a vein”.

What I find particularly cynical, and certainly as morally questionable as anything Trevor is accusing Bill of, is that he, as the member for Hutt South, resident in Wainuiomata, has had himself appointed by the Labour caucus as the party’s shadow member for Taupo (or some such flimsy façade role), so that Trevor can fly from Wellington to Taupo and back every weekend, and often during the week too, so that he can visit his girlfriend, who lives there.  He has no legitimate party business in Taupo.  It’s a sham set up so he can fleece the taxpayer in the process of getting his end away.

My spies tell me that it is highly amusing watching Louise Upston, the legitimate member for Taupo and Trevor arrive together on almost every flight the two MPs take between the two centres.  The man’s hypocrisy knows no bounds.

If he and Pete Hodgson want details of private arrangements made public then this blogger also calls for Trevor Mallard’s private arrangements to be made public. Labour should immediately authorise the release of Trevor Mallard’s travel arrangements since the election and also explain why Trevor Mallard, a resident of Wainuiomata is the buddy MP of Taupo when the ex-MP for Rotorua, Steve Chadwick, would have been the most logical and closest Labour loser to assign to the role.

If only the Parliamentary Service was open to the OIA process to find out just how many times since the election Mr Mallard has flown between Wellington and Taupo.

  • http://www.intensedebate.com/people/billhicks billhicks

    whale when you mention the ultimate cunt play it was like an epiphany of a new song i heard today from Rammstein.It has nothing to do with the topic but c***s are pussys………………….you have to scroll down to pussy and click link to pussy ….It will be released in nz but it will be censored….. <a href="http://fleshbot.com/5361070/rammstein-goes-hardco…” target=”_blank”>http://fleshbot.com/5361070/rammstein-goes-hardco

  • jabba

    talk about affairs .. I would love to ask Red Alert about Trevors trips to Taupo but I'm banned until next Friday.

  • jabba

    oh .. I mentioned that at least a dozen Labour MP's were "held to account" over the last 4-5 years but I could only remember about 10 .. can you guys/gals help?

  • mediatart

    Dont forget there still is Keys little statuary declaration of the place he 'has lived in for the last month' when he was winning the hearts and minds of the National apparatchiks in the Helensville selection.
    He had of course already won the hearts of the party fund-raisers. Dont say it was someone else with the same name in the same street- Waimauku, we heard that one in Elders Finance

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/Delivery_Boy Delivery_Boy

    Good old Trev do as I say not as I do.
    Keep the heat on Whale we all need to know who's not playing by the rules.

  • mediatart

    Oh yeah. Lets have Billys travel to his electorate open to scrutiny.
    Could it be he has lost the key to his 'home' in Dipton so that he has the taxpayer paying for his accommodation in the electorate as well is paying for his , ..cough family trust home in Wellington ?.
    As well could the familys stays in Clutha /Southland be on the taxpayer. Dipton of course being the proverbial one horse town… Queenstown is only 45 min away.

  • The Gantt Guy

    Gotta respect the cunt play. Although I think Trev the muss should pick on someone his own size. Howzabout inviting Tau out to the carpark for some negotiations? Or perhaps Crusher Collins? I mean jeez, pick on some geek from Canterbury. What a real man.

    Meanwhile, how’s this for a cunt play…As Leader of the Opposition Phil Goff has done an outstanding job of holding the Government to account. The Choudhary scandal was but the first in a series brilliantly engineered by Mr Goff and Labour, which have combined to put the Government on the ropes. Mr Goff is definitely the man to lead the Opposition to the next election, and the one following. Clayton Cosgrove is a total plughead and without any ability to lead the Labour Party, and David Shearer, while he has some limited leadership ability, would likely be more at home within ACT or Libertarianz. Nope, Mr Goff is definitely the man for today, and tomorrow.

  • Lucy

    Mallard and co (Politicians in general) dont care if we know. They have such contempt for the public of NZ that it really doesnt matter to them if we know that they are scumbags.

  • Trevor Mallard

    I know the facts don't matter much to you blowhole but the Parliamentry Service have only paid for me to fly from Wellington to Taupo once this financial year – in fact I flew to Napier because of fog. I was there on shadow portfolio business.

    And I'm buddy MP for Waikato not Taupo.

    And I've never filled in a form to say I lived in Taupo to claim an allowance for my Wainui home. And I've never put it into a trust or changed the deed in order to lease to the taxpayer and claim more.

    Sorry to disappoint you but this ones not going to run.

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/Whaleoil Whaleoil

      Buddy MP for Waikato? why would that be? what is wrong with the "incredibly privileged" Jacinda Ardern? She can't cope with it? What does she do anyway?

      Got the flick from missus before the beginning of this financial year eh? Shame, that make the the only ride you've got is your bike.

    • Awarua 2008

      gee, I wonder why you went to Invercargill yesterday? Wasn't just for the netball was it? If it was Labour Party business then surely Lesley Soper would have picked you up, not the erstwhile treehugging chair of the Community Trust?

    • Mallouse

      Trevor, it's Parliamentary, not Parliamentry. For fuck sake ! You were the Minister of Education.

  • Adolf Fiinkensein

    So how many times did you fly to Taupo last financial year?

    All I can say is thank goodness the young lady doesn't live in Kaitaia. We'd all be broke.

  • Mallouse

    So, we've got the double dipper from Dipton & the double wick-dipper from Wainuiomata.

  • The Gantt Guy

    Congrats to The Muss. Not many pollies would have the stones to put their head above the parapet. Can't imagine even a toughie like Crusher posting on Pinko Alert, for example.

    Just because your party and policies are shit, doesn't mean we on the right (and therefore we who are right) can't give a little credit where it's due.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/billhicks billhicks

    I have to laugh….blowhole comment from trevor was quite funnyo.0

  • Bruce

    Why not get down to Taupo airport and meet Trevor every week with a camera? Then send it to TV. Kind of like DML did with Medlabs.

  • Bruce

    Mr. Trevor ' I've never filled in a form to say I lived in Taupo to claim an allowance for my Wainui home'. I would hope so given that you're the MP for Hutt South! Bill English is MP for Clutha-Southland – that's why hegets to claim an allowance for his Wellington home.

    ' …the Parliamentry Service have only paid for me to fly from Wellington to Taupo once this financial year – in fact I flew to Napier because of fog.' Feel free to claim. And take your girlfriend too. After all Labour seems to have no problem routing the taxpayer for partner travel. Just ask Chris Carter – he'll tell you how it's done.