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OMG! Dad recruited the Anti-Christ

by Whaleoil on October 19, 2009

David Farrar has pointed to a blog post at the Dunedin School Blog.They assert that John Key is the Anti-Christ and provide biblical proof of their assertions. That means my Dad is the one who recruited the Anti-Christ to National and that The Standard were right all along.

Their ten proofs are:

  1. He has been to the south and east as prophesied in Daniel 8:9-12
  2. He has spoken arrogant words
  3. He has risen to the top quickly
  4. He has spoken against God with the anti-smacking law
  5. The merchants from the Earth will prosper from the Anti-Christ and he is a former merchant banker
  6. He joined the National Party in 1998, and 1998 is 666×3.
  7. The Anti-Christ will be different from his predecessors
  8. He will be called the Messiah, which means he must have Jewish blood – which he does have.
  9. He will be miraculously healed – and didn’t his arm heal quickly
  10. His video blog is erecting a living image of him

They conclude that the chance of this all happening randomly is 1 in 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, so John Key is definitely the Anti-Christ.

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  • expat

    No doubt egged on by some card carrying commie teachers.

  • http://www.macdoctor.co.nz MacDoctor

    1. Been to the south and east… Is there a North Island Kiwi who hasn't been to the South (Island) and The East (Australia)?
    2. Spoken arrogant words… Well, Duh. He's a politician. Of course he's spoken arrogant words…
    3. He's risen to the top quickly… only if you consider that being Prime Minister is the "top" . Many would consider this to be the gutter rather than the pinnacle of New Zealand.
    4. He has spoken against God… Not quite. He has spoken against 87% of New Zealanders. That makes him annoying, not the antichrist.
    5. The Merchants of the Earth will prosper… Yeah, right. Anybody heard of a little thing called a recession?
    6. 1998 = 666x 3… It also equals 111 x 18. Isn't maths exciting?
    7. The Anti-Christ will be different from his predecessors… What? You mean nicer and not an evil cow? That doesn't sound like much of a recommendation for the prince of darkness (besides Murray McCully has already taken that position)
    8. He will be called the Messiah… Sorry, you must have your wires crossed with Obama. John's not the messiah, he's just a naughty little boy (this is why he doesn't like smacking)
    9. He will be miraculously healed… Three weeks in plaster. Hallelujah! its a miracle of science! (Betcha he used a splint under his shirt sleeve for a couple of weeks)
    10. His video blog is erecting a living image of him… Have you seen his blog? More like night of the living dead!

    • http://www.facebook.com/chris.gale1960 Chris Gale

      John Key, like any physician, knows he is not God.

      John Key also knows he is not a surgeon :-)

      Obama only deals with entities with values equal to Obama worship.

      John Key knows he is not Obama. LIke a good Jewish lad, he has an appropriate fear of God.

      and…

      God knows he is not Obama,

      On a serious note, anybody who denies the resurrection is an antichrist, of which there have been and are many.