OMG – Somebody do something

Somebody needs to immediately alert these two women to the perils of Silly First Name Syndrome. In fact this whole family looks doomed. There are just too many occurences of SFNS for anything but tragedy to befall them.

It was sibling rivalry of a different sort at Nelson Hospital on Wednesday when two Nelson sisters gave birth to their daughters within hours of each other.

Recovering together yesterday in adjoining rooms, Dinah Roberts and Onycha Mailman couldn’t believe the coincidence. “It’s just too weird,” said Mrs Roberts, 33, of Ruby Bay.

“It was Dinah’s husband who said that it would be the same day in the same delivery room, holding hands, but it didn’t quite work out like that,” said 21-year-old Miss Mailman, who lives in Stoke.

It almost happened; Miss Mailman, who gave birth to Pheonix at 9am, was wheeled out of the delivery room as her sister was wheeled in to deliver baby Psalm.

Pheonix, already nicknamed Nixie for short, was Miss Mailman’s first child and weighed 3.72kg (8lb 3oz). Mrs Roberts’ baby Psalm was her fourth, and at 10 days overdue, weighed a more robust 5.42kg (11lb 15oz).

Mrs Roberts quickly dispelled any notion of the two sisters being able to draw comfort from each other in hospital.

“There is nothing comfortable about giving birth to an 11-pound baby,” she said.

Nelson Hospital midwife Sonya Kemp said she had never heard of two sisters giving birth on the same day before.

“Wednesday was busy for us anyway; we had seven births. It might have been because of the full moon,” she joked.

Mrs Roberts and Miss Mailman’s sister Kyria Warren said her mother, Jose Mailman, now had a brood of 13 grandchildren.

“In our family we have seven girls so poor Mum has been shattered running between daughters and now between rooms at Nelson Hospital,” she said.

She won’t be able to have much of a rest – another daughter, Salome, is due to give birth early next year.

  • Anonymous Coward

    Is it terrible that when I read about the terrible disappearance of the 2-year-old in Auckland, Aisling Symes, I immediately thought that silly name syndrome must be to blame?

  • http://opinionatedmummy.blogspot.com Opinionated Mummy

    Anonymous Coward, Aisling is a very common name in Ireland (bit like Anonymous seems to be a common name in Blogville). The names of the people in Nelson, though, are just stupid

  • Peter Varey

    As I commented yesterday you wouldn't believe some of the patently absurd names coming through school. My two favourite countries- Japan & France have rules against SFNS. I'm a bit libertarian and think that anyone should be able to call themselves anything. But as for giving someone the permanent handicap of SFNS- that sucks and shouldn't be allowed. You wouldn't be able to tattoo a baby, why can you give them the permanent stigma and ridicule of SFNS?

    • The Gantt Guy

      I dislike the state's involvement in my life as much as the next guy (provided he votes ACT or Libz), but I see laws against SFNS as a public health measure. At the very least, SFNS should go on the list of activities reportable to CYFS (maybe replacing a smack administered for correctional purposes by a loving parent?).

  • ernesto

    I think this was the clip Peter was pointing to yesterday. LMAO
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ

    Its getting harder and harder to discern between genuine cases of SFNS and plain old, butt ugly, garden variety Ghetto Name Syndrome.

  • http://www.voodoocanape.net Chris

    Did they really just spell that "Pheonix"? Who got that spelling wrong? Was it the dumb hack at Fairfax or was it the dumb parent? In short, is that kid going to go around for the rest of their life with her name underlined in red in Microsoft Word, or is someone going to point out that mistake to whoever it was that made it?

  • http://kiwiwit.blogspot.com Kiwiwit

    If I had a name like Onycha Mailman, I’d go postal!

  • Family friend

    I know the family and yes she will have to deal with the microsoft red line for the rest of her life along with so many others