December 2009

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Let me tell you a little story about a sad Ginger boy. Let’s call him Darren. His skin is so pale he is almost albino but he can still be a day-walker.

Anyway Darren is a Labour MP, which makes him think the world owes him a living and that everything should be taken by the state so that it may be given to the deserving, mostly him. He enjoys “working” for the people, he has done it all his life, never having had a productive job.

Parliament has wound up and the annual free drinks, well free to people the likes of Darren, are to be had at the Press Gallery Piss Up. This is legendary this piss up and rules are the usual, what goes on tour, stays on tour. Except the “tour” was winding up when our young day-walker Darren spied a likely candidate for a night of passion.

He suggested to the young impressionable staffer that they join him in his room for drinks, the others will be along shortly. The young impressionable staffer thinks this great, free drinks paid for by an MP, fantastic, and tags along with Darren.

They arrive at the room and enter, the young impressionable staffer has a drink, Darren has a drink, no-one else has turned up. More drinks are had and more time has elapsed, the impressionable young staffer is starting to think this is a bit strange, still no one else has arrived. A few more drink and then surprise!

Our young day-walker decides that the time is right and plops himself down in the lap of the impressionable young staffer, who is now sitting bolt upright with alarm.

You see the impressionable young staffer thought he was there just for drinks, little did they know that the day-walker Darren had other thoughts. The impressionable young staffer makes hurried excuses and bolts out the door shaken by the encounter.

So Darren Hughes, the next time you line up an impressionable young MALE staffer from the ACT party for a night of passion, make sure BEFORE you try to get your leg over that they actually want your advances.

Of course you could always use the “comedian” defense, “I was pissed your honour and I thought it was the missus”.

I have received my summons and a lovely letter from the nice Police Detective who visited me in person. I have to turn up at the Auckland District Court 5 Jan 2010 at 08:30. All my loyal fans are welcome to come along.

Apparently they think pictures of random items constitutes naming someone. Interesting. Using their definition Google image search identifies offenders with name suppression.

Maybe I’ll ask Deborah Manning to defend me? If it worked for Zaoui it’ll work for me.

What on earth does this say?

Who said this?

“Otherwise I will publicly expose this as a sham on Monday morning…no shit folks, either this gets sorted out, and quickly, or I go apeshit on Monday.”

Nope it wasn’t me, sounds like me but it wasn’t. It was Honest Hone Harawira in another email leak from some disaffected member of the maoritocracy.

The Whale likes Hone, perhaps he is our only honest politician. I expect much wailing and hand-wringing from the chattering classes though.

The full quote is particularly fine and was sent to six TPK functionaries. They of course are having cry, they should HTFU.

“I’m bloody disappointed that I put so much effort into it, only to find out that everything has been changed at the last minute and without my approval,”

“I am particularly f….n’ pissed off that some clown has decided to rebrand the `Maori’ flag as the `Tino Rangatiratanga’ flag.”

“Otherwise I will publicly expose this as a sham on Monday morning…no shit folks, either this gets sorted out, and quickly, or I go apeshit on Monday.”

Go Hone, good on ya mate.

While Millie Holmes is in the news again her father is desperately trying to keep a story on the down low.

The NZ Herald is also busily trying to hush all this up because it wants to keep its star columnist but an impeccable source tells me that there was a  fight between a NZ Herald photographer and Paul Holmes at the end of the (separate) Herald and HoS Christmas parties. Apparently the photographer had his shoulder dislocated for taking pix of a very inebriated and worse for wear Holmes by a couple of toughs hanging around with Holmes.

It has been reported to me that he was buying drugs and the 2 guys were his dealers ie. Gangsters. Paul Holmes ran off and the photographer got dealt to by the thugs.

All of this was captured on the Herald car park building security footage and the photos were not deleted before a fair swag of Herald management saw them.

Police attended but the photographer was told by management not to press charges against Holmes’ thug friends. Tim Murphy and APN should be hauled over the coals for backing Paul Holmes over their now injured photographer.I imagine that the  Herald staff are all right pissed off that its been kept quiet due to the attack on the photographer. Fancy getting snot kicked out of you for doing your job then told you can’t press charges?

Shameful.

Funny that. A lowly photographer is not worth half as much to APN as its columnist-cum-potential SuperCity Mayor.

Wouldn’t you love to see those pics in the mayoral campaign……I sure as hell would. This blogger is working hard to obtain either stills or footage of the incident.

I fully expect Tim Murphy will will burst forth on the online version denying everything.

The Mad Mayor of North Shore, the Clown of Campbells Bay, Andrew Williams is at it again. He has sent out a press release at 10:07pm, bombarding many National MPs and others with his mad ravings. The way he carries on his city will be lucky to get anything out of central government.

For Christmas, Building and Construction Minister Maurice Williamson needs to get himself a calculator and the “Vintage Book of Amnesia: An Anthology of Writing on the Subject of Memory Loss” by Jonathan Lethem, says North Shore Mayor Andrew Williams.

“He needs the calculator to work out how much GST and income taxes the government stands to make from the $11 billion repair bill to the nation’s leaky homes. Current estimates indicate the government could reap up to $2 billion in revenue, thereby actually making a huge profit on this national disaster.” says Mayor Williams.

“The Amnesia book would also be helpful to the Minister, as he clearly has a case of memory loss with regards to the National Government of the 1990′s which passed the Building Act 1991 reducing regulations on builders and developers. That same government then allowed the Building Industry Authority to approve materials that were not fit for purpose such as untreated kiln dried timber in combination with directly applied monolithic cladding materials that leaked.”

Of course the Minister of Building and Construction is far too grown up to reply to this sort of childish tantrum throwing. However since I am from the lunatic Wing of the VRWC I will happily indulge in smacking Williams around the ears.

Andrew Williams must think he is smarter than Treasury because they don’t agree with his claims. If the drunken idiot had learned to read he would realise how wrong he is according to the Treasury documents. These documents have been widely distributed around people in local government including the Mental Mayor, it just so happens that I managed to obtain a copy of the report.

The Clown should also review his stance on amnesia given that the druggie/alcoholic can’t remember texting the Prime Minister at 3am after a long night chatting with the piss fairy.

What sort of a loser is the the Clown for not fronting for media interviews after sending out his late night press release, booze and pill induced missive. The sook thinks being on holiday is an excuse.

There is a little girl who won’t be getting any presents this Christmas. Her life has been claimed by Silly First Name Syndrome. Like some of those afflicted it wasn’t her name that killed her, it was her Uncle’s.

Jasmine’s grandmother Margaret Henry told 3News she wanted the death to be a lesson to others that cars should always be parked in gear.

“It is a warning to be aware with these little ones. They are so precious.”

Jasmine’s uncle, Stone Luiataua told Radio Live people needed to always know what their children were doing.

“Be aware of your kids at all times, any kids are capable of doing anything,” he said.

Another sad death that could have been prevented by the removal of the person with Silly First Name Syndrome, it a killer.

“Private Dancer” is running out of time. Trevor’s advice to ignore me isn’t going to work. In the UK MPs resign over stories like this, me, I just want some honesty.

Chrisco has been caught in the WRONG again. Not content with selling over-priced hampers on both sides of the Tasman, ripping off their poor customers they have also been caught using the domain name of a competitor in Australia and redirecting traffic.

Hamper King is one of their competitors in Australia and their domain name is hamperking.com.au Chrisco though went and registered the domain hamperking.com through Melbourn IT. This was the start of their undoing.

Australia has much tougher laws for cyber squatters and by registering the domain through an Australian provider opened them up to action through the World Intellectual Property Organisation. The case and verdict can be viewed on WIPO’s website.

The Complainant is an Australian company that supplies Christmas hampers, toys, gifts, home furnishings and electronics through its website at “www.hamperking.com.au”. It is the owner of the trademark HAMPER KING which was registered in Australia on March 27, 2006.

The Respondent is a New Zealand company registered in Australia as a foreign company. It registered the disputed domain name on January 12, 2006.

The Complainant’s representative issued a letter of demand to the Respondent on October 30, 2008 notifying that the Complainant was the registered owner of the trademark HAMPER KING. The letter informed the Respondent that it was in breach of the Complainant’s trademark rights through using the disputed domain name to divert internet traffic to the Respondent’s website. The Respondent was requested to cease using the domain name and transfer it to the Complainant.

On October 31, 2008 the Respondent’s representative agreed to cease using the domain name but would not agree to transfer it to the Complainant.

Can you believe that Chrisco failed to respond? Skankers! WIPO found that Chrisco:

…has not rebutted any of the Complainant’s claims, the Panel considers that there has to be a strong probability that the Respondent’s awareness of the Hamper King business was the motivation for registering and using the disputed domain name. Also, the Panel considers the Respondent’s choice of the words HAMPER KING was not merely coincidental but was to gain some sort of advantage in relation to a competitor. In this case the Respondent intentionally redirects Internet users to its website for commercial gain.

In view of the above, and on a balance of probabilities, the Panel finds that the Respondent has registered and used the disputed domain name in bad faith, in accordance with paragraph 4(a)(iii) of the Policy.

It isn’t then surprising that Chrisco was ordered to transfer the domain name <hamperking.com>to the Complainant.

Chrisco, always trying to rip someone off.

Six Revisions has compiled a list of the top 15 internet scandals/controversies of all time and it is the newest that is number 1.

That’s right the leak of the ClimateGate emails is rated as the top internet controversy ever. That’s how big it is and the Mainstream media pretty much passed it by.

The biggest internet controversy in history and our media says nothing to see here, move along.

The exposure of much of the science behind the lies that support the fraud that is the Climate Change industry is released on the internet and the mainstream media is missing in action.

More reportage went into the billion dollars flushed down the Carbonhagen sewers. The conspirators as revealed behind the CRU emails are shown up as bullies and connivers and liars in their attempts to pervert science to hteir way of thinking.

The collusion in destroying the peer-reviewed process is astonishing. Read the story of how they spent a year colluding to destroy just one peer reviewed paper they didn’t like. The story puts some of the emails in context and reveals how exactly they went about it linking the emails to the facts of the time. There can be no doubt that these actions are actually a criminal conspiracy to defraud.