Aussie Censor Demands Bigger Breasts in Porn

The Australian Censor has banned:

small breasted women in adult publications has been made by the Australian Classification Board allegedly on the grounds that such images could be construed as child pornography, even where those publications comply with American law and keep certification that performers are over 18.

Female ejaculation has been banned on the incredible grounds that “the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of ‘golden showers’ in the Classification Guidelines” and/or “Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction.” Notably here male ejaculation is completely legal under the same guidelines, attracting an X rating in Australia.

It’s an outrage, what the hell am I supposed to jerk off to now?

Clearly any pretense from the Australian Government that its proposed internet filter will not extend to millions of sites has died with news that the Government has banned small breasts and female ejaculation in adult material.

It is draconian and ill-informed censorship.

  • The Obfuscator

    Could this (the small breasts thing) be argued to be in breach of disability discrimination?

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/Titan_Uranus Titan_Uranus

    This is discrimination against those who prefer quality over quantitty, Help,help I`m being oppressed.

  • old timer

    show us ya tits has qualifications? dammn .

  • Roger

    Whale – It’s an out­rage, what the hell am I sup­posed to jerk off to now?

    Hmmm…your wife maybe…?

    Roger

  • MT_Tinman

    I notice the ban is small breated women not just flat chested women which gives me the idea the censor and I think alike. ^_^

  • Hagues

    So is he going to define the minimum size required? Now if an 18 year old can't star in a movie cause her tits make her look young, then can a 17 year old with big tits star – cause it just the perception right?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=593642943 James Jenkins

      Darnit! It's book learning folk like you askin questions like that that give me a sore head!
      ;-)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=593642943 James Jenkins

    "Whale – It’s an out­rage, what the hell am I sup­posed to jerk off to now?

    Hmmm…your wife maybe…? "

    Works for me….shes hot!

    ( Joke Whale….. joke)
    ;-)

  • Brian Smaller

    Female ejaculation is only urination in the sense that the ejaculate comes out of the urethra. If that is the definition then male ejaculation must be urination as well. Anyone who has seen or felt female ejaculate will know it definately is not urine.

  • tonyromeo

    It all makes sense to me, Australian men who like
    women with small breasts are potential paedophiles and they are trying to protect the nation against a possible epidemic.

    How it is possible for a the Aus­tralian Clas­si­fi­ca­tion Board to come up with this absurd nonsense has me shaking my head.

  • Someone

    They are lunatics. Worse NZ is acting with them as well. I see no moral objection at all. I do see the USA refusing to compete with Eastern European models who are taking over.