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Go Lisa

by Whaleoil on January 30, 2010

Lisa Lewis is going to stand for Hamilton City Mayor. I support her attempt. Good on her.

She wants Hamilton to be a destination, somewhere memorable.Previously Hamilton has had the dubious recognition of being the Chlamydia Capital of New Zealand.

Perhaps one of her slogans should be “Make Hamilton more memorable than Chlamydia”.

The money line in the whole article though is the last and a comment we should expect from a Veuve Clicquot Busineswoman of the Year nominee.

She said Hamilton needed to become a holiday destination. Her bid was not a publicity stunt, and she was not in it for the money. “Currently with my profession I am on more than what a Hamilton city councillor is on.”

Yeah. Spot on Lisa. Hookers get paid more than city councillors because they work harder and keep their customers satisfied. If Lisa brings that customer service ethic to the Mayoralty then it can only be good for the Tron.

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  • Inventory2

    Keeping Stock has an even better suggestion – Lisa moves south, and it's Lewis vs Laws!

    http://keepingstock.blogspot.com/2010/01/vote-for…

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/Pauleastbay Pauleastbay

    Reality check please, even if she started giving it away for free, Hamilton will need a helluva lot more to change before you could call it a destination for anything positive.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/Titan_Uranus Titan_Uranus

    Was Marty Feldman her plastic surgeon?

  • Bubby

    I've had the misfortune to have acquired her services before. To be honest I felt a little ripped off. She actually charges nowhere near the rate card she boasts about and was happy to accept $250 for full service, French and Greek. But as I said it was a bit of a disappointment, especially because it was a gift from my wife for our 21st anniversary. And to be brutally honest, I was probably better off staying home with my wife.

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/The_Grizz The_Grizz

      Your wife must have known something that Whale does not. She must grinning ear to ear every time you are reminded of that encounter!

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/The_Grizz The_Grizz

    All due respect, City Councils are about water, waste treatment, roads, town planning, parks and reserves. She may be able to sex a few things up and be good at marketing herself. Not sure about her ability for all those boring things in managing the city. Nice to have a hooker as mayor, but as a Hamiltonian I would rather choose someone for their managerial skills that their looks.

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  • PK:)

    I know the perfect running mate for Lisa, a funny, dirty girl Jan Maree, a very good comedienne who lives in Hamilton

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