January 2010

Lisa Lewis is going to stand for Hamilton City Mayor. I support her attempt. Good on her.

She wants Hamilton to be a destination, somewhere memorable.Previously Hamilton has had the dubious recognition of being the Chlamydia Capital of New Zealand.

Perhaps one of her slogans should be “Make Hamilton more memorable than Chlamydia”.

The money line in the whole article though is the last and a comment we should expect from a Veuve Clicquot Busineswoman of the Year nominee.

She said Hamilton needed to become a holiday destination. Her bid was not a publicity stunt, and she was not in it for the money. “Currently with my profession I am on more than what a Hamilton city councillor is on.”

Yeah. Spot on Lisa. Hookers get paid more than city councillors because they work harder and keep their customers satisfied. If Lisa brings that customer service ethic to the Mayoralty then it can only be good for the Tron.

A North-Shore primary school teacher appeared in court yesterday accused of the sexual grooming of two young boys.

He has been given name suppression.

So now all North Shore middle aged male primary school teachers are smeared with these heinous accusations. If you think that isn’t bad then just consider how few male teachers there are on the North Shore, then consider how many are middle aged.

If I was an innocent middle-aged Primary School teacher on the North-Shore I would be rope-able. Not only that, given the nature of the offending I would almost guarantee that this teacher has been told to stay away from children. Though with his name suppression no-one can possibly know who he is in order to report him if he is seen hanging around playgrounds or schools.

Worse still the Teachers Council said neither the man nor his school had informed it of the charges, and only became aware of the charges after they were contacted by repeaters from The Herald.

Children are at risk here from a sexual predator and the Judge thinks his name should be suppressed.

THE PROSECUTION ALLEGES …
(involving two male victims)

* Two charges of indecent assault on a boy aged under 16.
* Two charges of entering a monetary arrangement with a boy aged 16 to allow the teacher to perform sexual acts on him.
* Two charges that he arranged for a boy under 16 to travel with him with the intention of committing an indecent act on the boy.

So not only was he molesting them himself, he was also pimping them out to other sickos. It disgusts me that the judiciary is protecting the name of this man and at the same time making every other male teacher on the North Shore suspect as well.

Someone suggested via email an Official Whaleoil Army Shirt, well here it is.

Official Whaleoil Army Shirt

Ryan Yates

The Australian Censor has banned:

small breasted women in adult publications has been made by the Australian Classification Board allegedly on the grounds that such images could be construed as child pornography, even where those publications comply with American law and keep certification that performers are over 18.

Female ejaculation has been banned on the incredible grounds that “the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of ‘golden showers’ in the Classification Guidelines” and/or “Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction.” Notably here male ejaculation is completely legal under the same guidelines, attracting an X rating in Australia.

It’s an outrage, what the hell am I supposed to jerk off to now?

Clearly any pretense from the Australian Government that its proposed internet filter will not extend to millions of sites has died with news that the Government has banned small breasts and female ejaculation in adult material.

It is draconian and ill-informed censorship.

Quite a few times in the past week Tiger Mallard has got himself in a spot of bother with his growing internet addiction.

The Whale’s spies in Goff’s office tell me that they are concerned with his addiction and his dropping off in workload  in other areas as a result.

It’s strange really because Tiger really seems to be the only senior Labour MP presently awake at the wheel. Even if that alertness is the best entertainment on the net right now. Tiger is really does seem to has his y-fronts in a twist and is spending more and more time locked away in a dark room muttering about the indignity of being in opposition. It might explain his creepy fixation with all things Cactus.

Speaking of entertainment, it seems some MPs are finding coming to grips with Social Media, Tiger especially after de-friending Metiria “Tiki” Turei. What a pompous ass him talking about watching her behaviour. Tiger is the worst behaved of all MPs and now without Goff reigning him in or Helen wagging her finger at him he goes off like a loose cannon frequently.

Some of the problems with Social Media and publicly available MPs is the posting of photos. One of the better MPs at maintaining his Facebook profile in something other than a sanitised version of the local rag is Simon “Just-in” Bridges. However he isn’t immune as you can see from this comment on a post about opening an Indian Sweat Sweet Shop.

“Crusher” Collins looks like she has a good sense of humour too by joining the Fan page of “Always Blow on the Pie”. Good to see the police minister supporting one of her own.

Crusher Collins is a Fan of "Always blow on the pie"

As a new public service we here at WOBH have decided to enable the general population to tell us exactly what we are getting for our vast sums of money that we payout on our MPs.

Accordingly we now launch @watchingyourmp

There is also a Facebook Fan page that is automagically updated along with Twitter so you can know the every move of our most civil of servants

All you have to do is send an email to tweet@watchingyour.mp and put the details of your sighting in the subject line and leave the rest blank and press send. Through the magic of the internet your post will be anonymised and posted on Twitter/Facebook  for the rest of us to vicariously spy on our MPs.

Enjoy.

Here are a few examples..

The university at the centre of the climate change row over stolen e-mails broke the law by refusing to hand over its raw data for public scrutiny.

The University of East Anglia breached the Freedom of Information Act by refusing to comply with requests for data concerning claims by its scientists that man-made emissions were causing global warming.

The Information Commissioner’s Office decided that UEA failed in its duties under the Act but said that it could not prosecute those involved because the complaint was made too late, The Times has learnt. The ICO is now seeking to change the law to allow prosecutions if a complaint is made more than six months after a breach.

Oh I expect we will see the Warm-mongers all light up with the “It was for a good cause” excuse.

Sorry that excuse won’t wash. If the University of East Anglia and the CRU in particular were prepared to violate the Freedom of Information Act it doesn’t take much of leap, actually just a small step, to realise that on the balance of probability they probably fabricated the data to show warming where there was none.

Who ever hacked/stole/leaked the emails needs to be given a medal for revealing to the world the deep fraud of the few that has brought the Climate Change industry to its knees.

Now we need official investigations into what is real and what is not. We now know pretty much that AGW is a myth, fabricated with dodgy data and corrupt computer programs designed by corrupt “scientists”.

I won’t hold my breath waiting for apologies from the warm-mongers. I do want to see Al Gore and Pachauri stripped of their Nobel peace prize as it was issued under false pretenses based on a figment of one of Pachauri’s employees imagination and the perpetrated as a fraud upon the world.

Jamie Linehan