What exactly has Phil Goff been doing?

The pro tem leader of the Labour Party, Phil “Exit Lounge” Goff reckons he is flat stick telling the world about how great Labour is and more importantly how they have changed from the bad old days of Helengrad.

He has even got in the interwebs thingy and started tell the proletariat when he will be visiting them. Thoughtful of him, advising the populace in advance to make sure they don’t clog up phone b0xes for his meetings.

However, it seems his keenness for visiting the provinces which so convincing tossed Labour aside seems to have waned since August. (screenshot here if they amend the site)

So just what has Phil “exit lounge” Goff been doing since August? SFA I think.

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  • PK:)

    What's Gooofy been doing?

    He's had one hand in his pocket and the other one's by his side.

    He's been looking for an artist hidden away somewhere out there on the east cape who can make him a special pair of shoes, magical shoes that can lift his fortunes and take him to Number 1 in the polls…well that's what H1 and H2 told him while they were relaxing in their post coital glow when he last visited them in NY…..

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/barnsleybill barnsleybill

    Touching cloth!

  • Scanner

    Poor old Phil, nothing to do but roam the country, hopefully he won't fall into the habits of his predecessor and begin trying to stop the flood by putting his fingers into holes in dykes.
    You can't help feel sorry for Damien O’Connor, a serious case of a good bloke in the wrong party, Damien got dumped because of Helen and her actions not because of his performance, he worked tirelessly for the electorate and believed in it, unlike Chris 'the invisible man", the one term MP we are currently stuck with.
    In order to stop Damien making a fool of himself someone needs to point out to him, as a list MP he doesn't need an electorate office, this is something most list MP's have failed to grasp, he could always share with the "Invisible Man" as he won't need his shortly.

  • Tright

    aren't the talley's on the unite unions shit list? what the fuck is phil trying to do by commending them? acknowledge the unions are wrong?

  • Michaels

    Since when does "6 August 2009" equate to RECENTLY????

  • jabba

    hope he comes to Waiuku .. with trev of course.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/The_Grizz The_Grizz

    Did he not go tramping with Mr Parker?

  • Pedrovsky

    Phil came through East Coast and Moana (lost twice & daughter of Parliament's most lazy) wrote the most slimey of pieces for the local rag about how great Phil was and how every town they went to ground to a halt as people streamed out of their houses to wash his feet. She must be worried that they don't want her to be 3rd time loser. I'm tempted to try for her nomination.