Five Chins making a play

Guyon Espiner must have put away the poetry and studied up over the break as his interviewing has improved considerably. Yesterday he nailed Shane “Five Chins” Jones on Q + A.

GUYON Because we are often told aren’t we that there’s some sort of looming crisis here that we could reopen the wounds of division among Maori and Pakeha and have a New Zealand where Maori and Pakeha are turned against each other, I mean do you believe that?

SHANE Na, no no, I don’t believe that’s the case, although I must say Waitangi has a magnetic quality and it does draw all sorts of some strange characters to Waitangi, and there’s always the element of a random event, but look by and large people are there to celebrate the wakas, celebrate the Treaty and not to give biffo to each other.

That was the set now for the spike.

GUYON Because on November 26 last year your leader Phil Goff said exactly that, that we’re at the crossroads and that we faced a position where Maori and Pakeha could be turned against each other and we could face racial division.  You don’t believe that by the sound of things?

Ouch, that would have wobbled the five chins, Espiner really crunched him there, he managed to get Shane Jone disagreeing with Phil “Seat Warmer” Goff. I suppose that isn’t hard to do considering Goff’s inability to maintain a single position on anything.

The set:

GUYON Just before we leave it, why do you think it is that Labour at the moment is so far behind National in the polls, what do you think is behind the public just not listening to Labour at the moment?

SHANE Well it was nigh on a year ago that we lost the election, and you know all of us as politicians were ambitious and no one likes to be kicked in the guts, the media I think are still enamoured with the Prime Minister and his ministers, and we just have to continue to chip paint.

Actually “Five Chins” it was more than a year ago. Now for the Spike.

GUYON You talk about ambitions, your own ambitions, does that extend to one day if you’re asked perhaps after an election defeat in 2011, would you take the leadership of the Labour Party?

SHANE Oh well that lies somewhere between our caucus and providence, so we’ll just wait and see about that.

GUYON But you’re not ruling it out?

SHANE Well we’ll just wait and see.

That most definitely not a no, unequivocally anything but a no. Shane “Five Chins” Jones is moving, it might not be now, it might not be this year but he is moving and he doesn’t have confidence in Phil “Seat Warmer” Goff.

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  • http://twitter.com/sharonthekiwi @sharonthekiwi

    Anyone running a sweep on how long Phil Goof, sorry mistype I meant Goff, can keep his throne?

  • jabba

    they don't have anybody in a better position yet STK .. I don't know what is wrong with saying:
    "I would love to be the party leader and hopefully Prime Minister one day but now is not my time. We are all behind Phil and what happens after the next election if we lose is a subject for the party. We have many capable people so lets put that subject to bed and move on".
    Now, you can't me me chuckling to myself BUT the truth is not treason.

  • John Boy

    From a squizz at Wikipedia it seems that if SJ swings this Labour still won't have a leader that has had a real job. SJ, intelligent though he may be (not the same as smart), is not what Labour need to change the electorate opinion so I say lets have him. I suspect that while we have Maori seats and until Maori see themselves as part of NZ in the 21st century an acedemic Maori Labour leader from the gravy train side of the tracks will be self defeating in elections. Excellent.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/billhicks billhicks

    Did anyone notice yesterday on Q +A Paul holmes sweating profusely and looking brown and glazed,he had the hot cross bun shine……

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/Whaleoil Whaleoil

      P will do that to you.

  • jabba

    Jones can NEVER be our PM .. he has a high opinion of himself, as does silent T, BUT as Johnboy says, he maybe intelligent but he tries too hard to be funny and cool.
    Billhicks .. Holmes sweats like a pig (I assume pigs sweat) all the time. Time for him to stick to selling olive oil

  • http://keepingstock.blogspot.com/ Inventory2

    Here's one reason why Five Chins Jones will never be the leader of the Labour Party – Bill Liu

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/Whaleoil Whaleoil

      Yes I wonder what is happening with the Bill Liu case?