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Caption Contest

by Whaleoil on March 9, 2010

No rules, this isn’t Farrar’s cuddle a pinko land.

Helen Clark finds where the dairy owner is hiding the contraband ciggies

Helen Clark finds where the dairy owner is hiding the contraband ciggies

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  • michaelsthatcantretrieveoldpassword

    You put this fucking dot on my head woman, now bend over and get whats coming to you.

  • michaelsthatcantretrieveoldpassword

    Shebeast laughs softly…… Look at you… we must have the same dentist.

  • michaelsthatcantretrieveoldpassword

    Tell me….. what’s your secret to keeping your rags wrinkle free??
    Every time I where Pete’s pants they end up like this.

  • michaels

    Shebeast in her quietest roar makes a suggestion to Indian Squaw……
    “Indian squaw, come here and play funny game I used to play with my lover H2″.
    “PULL MY FINGER INDIAN SQUAW, PULL MY FINGER”.

  • mary

    Look at the Memsahib body language!

  • michaels

    She’s getting ready to pounce mary.

  • steve

    “Always blow on the pie, safer communities for everyone”

  • burtonsballs

    Im not kidding…Petes balls are the size of my clenched fist…

  • burtonsballs

    “When im up to my elbow, I put my finger out like this….Winston has never complained!”

  • cass

    I said …Cook me some #@*% ing eggs!

  • michaels

    Shebeast in her most eloquent tone says….
    “Thank you but there is no need to make up a bed for me. I have for many years sucked from the public tit of New Zealand and have now found another place to suckle from, I have enough money to pay for luxury accomodation away from this rat infested place, I am here only for the photo opportunity”.

  • garry

    Is that where you keep the fake use-by date stickers….

  • garry

    dis is vere all our illegally vorking relatives sleep Mr Clark – zafe frum view

  • jonno

    “So you sleep by yourself under that piece of corrugated iron, peasant woman? We sisters are certainly ‘doing it for ourselves’.”

  • bristol

    A folding chair is all well and good, but it’s the snap-on tools that interest me.

  • 2boyz

    “Pabu said you can wiggle your tongue faster than I can wiggle this finger”, prove it”

  • nikthegreat

    “Oh you think this is funny do you? Give me the fucking red marker you silly cow or i’ll slap you silly. This shit is going to stay on my forehead for fucking ages.”

  • burtonsballs

    ….so you can carry them home like a six pack.

  • gaskranken

    Please to be excusing me mumsahib but is that a fresh young Bombay vagina you have under there?

  • gaskranken

    And very cheap to you Helensaab and we are being pleased to take all major credit cards…

  • michaele

    Do I look like the mother of Angelina Jolie? I don’t want to take your baby.

  • madcow

    Is that a baby boy? Goodness me, Cullen was right, Trevor does look like a penis.

    • http://whaleoil.gotcha.co.nz Whaleoil

      I think we have a winner!

      Still laughing madcow

  • burtonsballs

    So thats where you keep my recently waxed pubic hair? And David Cunliffe sleeps on it? Excellent!

  • crabby

    you will get on your needs and worship us white motherfuckers!

  • anhedral

    No, I’ll show you what a curry roll looks like!

  • madcow

    No, Maryan Street. Now smell my other finger.