March 2010

Was the Mad Mayor pissed again last night?

Late night email, spelling mistake….was the piss-fairy visitng Campbells Bay last night?

From: Mayor Andrew Williams [mailto:mayor@northshorecity.govt.nz]
Sent: Monday, 29 March 2010 9:32 p.m.
To: Mayor Andrew Williams
Subject: Mayoral Media Release – North Shore Mayor to make significant announcement tomorrow

29 March 2010

Media Alert:

North Shore Mayor to make significant announcement tomorrow

North Shore Mayor Andrew Williams will make a significant announcement at 1pm on Tuesday 30 March 2010.

Venue for the annpouncement will be advised by midday.

There will be no media interviews prior to this announcement.

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Andrew Williams, JP | Mayor of North Shore
Email   mayor@northshorecity.govt.nz
Tel 09-4868687  Fax 09-4868445  Web www.northshorecity.govt.nz
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The Clown is a certifiable fool. Sorry isn’t going to be good enough, it seems to be the hardest word for Andrew Williams.

Mad Mayor to make major announcement

The Mad Mayor, Andrew Williams, is to make what he describes as a major announcement. There are some questions I’d like to ask first so he can incorporate the answers into his announcement.

  1. GPK or Portifino for the announcement?
  2. On thursday night was he at home working like he said, or out and not drunk like his wife said, or at a meeting from 4pm then at GPK from6pm till 9:30pm like he said, or at Portifino from 12pm till 6pm and then at GPK from 6pm till after 10pm like others have said? It’s all so confusing
  3. If he was sober then why is the timestamp on photos I have seen of him stumbling down Hurstmere Road timestamped 10:28pm? Yes indeed there are photos
  4. Does it really take an hour to stable down Hurstmere Road, well lit y those wonder council supplied street lights?
  5. I wonder what the Police Communications call recording say and what the time stamp on those say? Oh dear there was a call to the Police.
  6. Can Andrew Williams actually ever tell the truth? Of course not
  7. Will he announce his resignation? Pffft believe it when I see it
  8. Or his Supercity Mayoralty Campaign? Fingers crossed
  9. Or a Defamation action? Would be hilarious
  10. Or that he has never been drunk since his 21st Birthday? Oh puuuulease, he’s tried that one already.

Mmmmmm….Chocolate

A present arrived today after a none too subtle hint I think the couriers only delivered half of it!

Thanks Katherine.

Chocolates

Chocolates from nice donor

Is this a big P-pipe?

I was in town yesterday picking up my tickets for the Tua fight when I saw the Air New Zealand billboard. I certainly wasn’t thinking spoons, more like pipes, as in p-pipes.

Air New Zealand's P-pipe

Air New Zealand's P-pipe

J.T. is to stand for Mayoralty.

Good news, for John Banks, John Tamihere is going to stand for the Supercity Mayoralty.

I think John at the very least would make a great councillor especially from his power base out West.

By standing for Mayor though he has placed the dagger against Len Brown’s heart. The is looking like splitting its vote in so many ways that it isn’t feasible for Len Brown to win, currently with JT and Ewen Gilmour standing and Mike Lee also expected to toss his hat in the ring.

It appears that the Centre Right is holding strong and united whilst the left is marginalised and factionalised each eating the others own supporters.

Twyford victim of conspiracy

Last night Phil “Gary” Twyford expressed his frustration about not getting selected anywhere for Labour. I mean how could he even think that such a thing was possible. He is white, male and heterosexual.

It all started with Twyford’s comment about the Clown of Campbells Bay;

Twyford sticks up for the Clown

Twyford sticks up for the Clown

For old Twyford, even the drunk mad mayor of the North Shore has managed to get himself elected. Not “Gary”, nope. Cactus then sees and opening for a bit of mischief.

Cactus puts the shiv in

Cactus puts the shiv in

Fair question, as the Left always think there is a conspiracy everywhere, the sad part for Phil Twyford is that he is sticking up for a drunk liar.

Some lefty bint sticks up for "Gary"

Some lefty twat sticks up for "Gary" and Cactus goes for the set up

Then “Gary” makes the issue of why he has no electorate and is doomed to be the most hated of MPs delivered under the MMP system, a List MP.

Lefty bint sticks up for Twford, then Twyford twists the shiv

Lefty bint sticks up for Twford, then Twyford twists the shiv

And there folks is why Phil “Gary” Twyford is opposition Spokesman for the Homeless. To paraphrase John Lennon – Give Phil a Seat.

The Clown lies like a flatfish

Andrew Williams Mayor - At home on the streets of TakapunaAndrew Williams has had a clean sweep on evening television tonight. Close Up and Campbell Live covering his drunken shenanigans

On Campbell Live he lied, and lied and lied. So did the bar staff. On Close Up the Clown rolled out Grant Gillon to smear and lie for him, thus now implicating Gillon in the cover-up. It is actually sad to watch The Clown lie and lie and lie, the man has a problem and he just won’t face up to it. He is clearly paranoid that htere is some sort of vast conspiracy to get him for some reason. It isn’t vast it is mostly just me and I feel vindicated by drawing attention to this idiots behaviour for the past 2 and half years. As Nick Kearney said on Close Up, it isn’t him drinking the piss, it isn’t him driving drunk, it isn’t him drunk texting, and it isn’t him drunk emailing. Grant Gillon is probably going to be sued by SST and Jonathan Marshall for his scurrilous attack on them. Gillon made a cock of himself describing the nice Nick Kearney guy as Rodney Hide’s henchman.

In order to believe Andrew Williams this is what you need to understand.

  • Andrew Williams said on Saturday to Jonathan Marshall that he was home all night, then he hid behind his missus on Sunday and she said he didn’t come home drunk, in other words he was out when he said he was home. Then today he told the Herald that he was out and wasn’t over the limit (though how he could know, I have no idea), once again at odds with his first interview and then tonight on Campbell Live he confirms he was out and prior to arriving at GPK he was at an “council meeting regarding an important property matter“, which is in stark contrast to the owners of another restaurant who declared that Andrew Williams was at their establishment from 12pm until 6pm.
  • That, after more than 10 hours drinking at two different establishments he then walked soberly down to his office and calmly drove home and didn’t piss on a tree.
  • The was then stone cold sober when he sent an email from home where he had been all night working hard as a mayor should do, when he was actually not at a meeting but in fact at another restaurant followed by another restaurant, after drinking for 10 hours straight. He was of course stone cold sober when he wrote “I won’t be there as I have the Auck­land May­oral Forum on Fri­day Morn­ing but I would gladly give them a a piece if my mind if I was. They will be get­ting off lightly with my being away.”
  • Pissing on a tree in public is “trivia”.
  • Hurstmere Road, the main street of Takapuna, with bars and restaurants lining it and public toilets is a long walk in the dark from GPK to the Council buildings. (500 metres would be a long way if you were pissed)

An OIA of the Mayors diary should show him to be a liar. If it was such an important property matter then there should be minutes of that meeting, with a record of the attendees. He should also now be telling us exactly who he was with at both restaurants, when Jonathan Marshall says he was alone. These are easy details to verify. The bar staff should also show their timesheets that they were working that night (oops has one been telling porkies?) and why their story tonight is different from the statements they gave on tape to Jonathan Marshall on Thursday night? Perhaps they have realised that to tell the truth would imperil the boss’s liquor license by continuing to serve a pissed clown who was busy trying to grope people.

Not one statement of the Mayor or his missus lines up. The bar staff even got the wine he was drinking wrong, Jonathan Marshall has some of the receipts.

We now know that he was at Portifino Resturant instead of the “council meeting on important property matters“. Lucky for the Clown,  Portifino is but a 100m away from GPK and it is all down hill enabling him to roll into GPK easily. From GPK to the council buildings where his council provided car was is just another 500m again down hill or flat. Even accounting for weaving he would have traveled walked stumbled less than 700m, apparently all in the dark.

As for the matter of Hurstmere Road and alleys being dark, well, what can I say? BTW Google Maps says the quickest way walking from GPK to The Council building is via Hurstmere Road, so does my Vodafone GPS.

When will Andrew Williams come clean and tell the truth? The only story hasn’t changed is Jonathan Marshall’s, he has even released further information today, I’d expect more as the Clown digs in under his mountain of lies.

New information on Clown

Jonathan Marshall, as predicted has released more information that directly contradicts the clowns claims. On Saturday to Jonathan Marshals questions he stated he had been at work all day, then on Sunday after the story broke his missus said that he didn’t come home drunk, then today he says he was under the limit and that he was drinking alone. Those three sets of statements to media organisations cannot hold true together. Either he was at home working all night or he was in GPK. How would he possibly know he was under the limit without a breath test?

Andrew Williams is lying at worst or bending the vaguest sense of truth around the reality.

Now Jonathan Marshal has released more information, and the Clown’s story is holding any water. So far the only changes in the story have been the Clown’s and Marshal has stayed strong with his story. Only an idiot could believe the Clown now.

When is Andrew Williams going to tell the truth?

  • He has consumed at least two bottles of wine, The Whales informants suggest that not all the receipts from GPK have been obtained and there may well be more bottles purchased.
  • He was drinking from 4pm and not 6pm as claimed by Williams
  • The Star-Times obtained a copy of the bill from GPK showing Williams was drinking Porters Syrah at more than $80 a bottle!

I’m betting Marshall has even more evidence. He wouldn’t have printed twice now without being very sure of his facts and nor would Fairfax’s lawyers allow it either.

The Clown must go.

iPredict Stock on the Clown

Interesting Names

Dr John Sheardown