March 2010

Oh dear, I suppose it is for a good cause.

Marlborough Mullet

The Mangrove has a new electorate billboard car fire engine.  Is he going to hose down his constituents with his nozzle? Plus you will never guess who paid for it!

I do wonder what he is going to do about the sign-writing on the car carrying the NASHMP number plate?

Li'l Flick and Mangrove

The cut and paste king has got a naughty sentence up on his blog, so since I am the actual number one blogger I thought I would have a competition with him. Readers of this fine blog may join in in the comments.

Since my sentence uses ALL of the forbidden words it is after the break. It is most definately NSFW especially if you work int eh cloistered halls of the civil service. BTW Farrar missed out a few like bugger, I have got them all.

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If I could offer betting services I would offer the following odds:

option 222: Date that Mayor Pissy pants leaves office:

1. Monday $1.45
2.Tuesday/Wednesday $2.80
3.Thursday/Friday $3.60
4. To last longer than a week $9.00

Maybe iPredict could get a stock going.

This is just child abuse.

Kid Mullet

The next time Gotcha! readers see the mayor drunk in a bar they might like to call Mrs Clown to let her know to pick her husband up. She seems to be used to be blind to the late arrivals of a smelly drunk Clown otherwise known as – The Urinator

Andrew Williams - The Urinator

A concerned North Shore ratepayer who was present at GPK on the night in question called Mayoress Clown this afternoon to question her over claims she made on radio that the story was a beatup. She was so disgusted by Mrs Clown’s attitude she has forwarded her cellphone recording of the call on to The Whale via the increasingly hot tipline.

Mrs Clown’s face should be as red as the rather expensive bottles of syrah that he was drinking for six hours straight before sending an abusive and rube email to the staff telling how much contempt he has for two government ministers.

Mrs Clown in Denial

Mrs Clown needs to understand that Denial is not a river in Egypt. Her husband is ill and needs to consider his health.

There is clearly a much tougher regime in England – Mary Anne Thompson got off very lightly!

Rhiannon Mackay, the first woman in the country to be imprisoned for lying on a CV, wrongly claimed to have two A-levels and also made up references.

The 29-year- old, who used the fake CV to apply for 11 other jobs, held the post of capital projects administrator in the NHS from May 2008 until last October.

But suspicions were raised about her performance and she admitted lying on her CV when challenged by bosses at Plymouth Hospitals NHS Trust.

Plymouth magistrates heard the post required applicants to have at least two A-levels and Mackay, a former Royal Navy sonar operator, claimed she had two grade Bs.

When asked to provide a reference she forged a letter of recommendation and signed it using the name of her now husband, a chief petty officer.

Mackay, of Plymouth, admitted fraud by making a false representation and asked for 11 similar offences to be taken into consideration.

She also admitted making a false instrument  -  the reference and a forged naval discharge certificate.

The real pity is that the people behind promoting  Mary Anne Thompson are safely ensconced in the UN ruling over the peons. Mary Anne Thompson, a part of the sister-hood until she applied to work in DPMC, then her lie was exposed by Heather Simpson who promptly ordered a cover-up. Mary Anne Thompson was obviously too stupid to get the hint and carried on, assisted I might add by Tigerpig, though to be fair to him he probably wasn’t using his brain for thinking that day.

If she had been called out by Simpson and Clark when she first submitted her CV instead of worrying like Caesar for Clark’s dignitas then this whole fiasco would have been solved earlier.

The Mad Mayor of North Shore, Andrew Williams, the Clown of Campbells Bay doesn’t know when he is in deep crap and neither does his poor wife.

The wife of North Shore City’s mayor Andrew Williams has gone in to bat for her husband this morning.

The Sunday Star Times alleges Mr Williams urinated on a tree outside council offices and drove home after drinking in a bar.

Mr Williams’ wife, Jane Williams, says when her husband got home he was not drunk at all and he would certainly never drive drunk. She says the mayor does not want to talk about the allegations because he is fed up with a newspaper reporter trying to stir up trouble.

“I think it’s a very exaggerated report of whatever happened on Thursday night, to be quite honest.”

Ms Williams says the mayor will not be responding to calls for his resignation.

Bloody Clown, did he think that the SST would have gone to print without more evidence just waiting for the denial and the lies. Next thing we will hear is that has just recently contracted diabetes so he can tun the Keith Allen defense.

I can’t wait to see if there was anything on the NSCC security cameras. The Mad Mayor’s credit card bills would also be illuminating.

Andrew Williams is a drunk Clown

The number of serious head and neck cancers linked to a virus spread by oral sex is rising rapidly and suggests boys as well as girls should be offered protection through vaccination, doctors said.

Despite an overall slight decline in most head and neck cancers in recent years, cases of a particular form called oropharyngeal squamous cell carcinoma (OSCC) have increased sharply, particularly in the developed world.

Bloody hell is there nothing you can enjoy these days!