Premature Speculation

I was driving to my mates workshop this morning at 0830 when the news came on. The second story was about Russel Norman being “aghast” at the rumour that Jenny Shipley might be appointed as Commission to ECan.

Russel Norman making a tit of himself.

Apart from his whiny Aussie accent he gets the key part of his slander of Dame Jenny Shipley dead wrong. It was Ruth Richardson who authored the Mother of All Budgets. I can see how he could be confused with the similar names, height, weight and dress sense, anyone would be confused between the two.

Of course if he had lived most of his life in New Zealand instead of working very hard for the classic Trotsky-ist Australian Socialist Workers Party he would have known the details before he opened his mouth and proved to all listening that he is all hot air and sound bites and not a bit of substance. Ironically, at the same time as Ruth Richardson was finalising her Mother of all Budgets; Russel Norman left the Australian Workers Party saying “because they didn’t take the environment [or] democracy seriously enough”.

Classic I.D.10.T problem

  • Rob

    Is this whinge, winey little bitch really worth commenting on?

  • Drea`

    bet he suffers from premature ejaculation too LOL

  • Gravedodger

    Isnt there an anesthetic cream we could apply to remedy the premature bit – 5 tonnes of rancid butter should do it.

  • peter

    Always nice to see that the Greens are still in touch with reality…

    Sad little chap and a band of fellow sad folk…

  • Grizz

    People who vote for Russel would not know the difference given that their memories are shot after all the stuff they have been smoking

  • Steve

    Aussie prawn, now we know what that means

  • Michael

    It’s not exactly news that reality and Russel Norman are on two completely different planets.

  • axeman

    They claim to be green because they’re too yellow to admit that they’re red.

  • jonno

    Da we are nyet communists. Communists wanted to enslave the human race under a pointless and arbitrary police state. We greens just want to enslave the human race under a pointless and arbitrary carbon trading police state. See the difference? Dost dvedanya.