Rude and a Trougher!

Charlie Shovel , Gladys, Charles ChauvelWhat a proper Charlie. On Close-up tonight we found out that not only is Charlie Shovel aka Gladys rude as a pig to people with families, but also he was having a “nice relaxing” weekend in Auckland. He’s a trougher too!

Pray tell exactly what parliamentary business was he on in Auckland when he is a Wellington based List MP? Who paid for him and his husband’s “relaxing weekend” in Auckland? Was the accommodation put on the taxpayers bill too?

I think we all know the answers to those questions. Of course we paid for the lot, he is a Labour MP.

Then there is his performance on Close-up and with this whole issue. He must have the political brains of a pig as well. Anyone knows that you can’t win in an argument against a nice lady with three kids all under five. Then again the closest Charlie Shovel has come to a family is via a turkey baster.

The fact that he is un-repentant shows just how inept politically he really is. Even Tiger-pig would have apologised and quietly buried the story as a terrible mistake caused by over-work and tiredness. Not Gladys though, he heaps insult upon insult by calling the couple bad parents. That would have finally pushed Mrs Phillips over from not talking to the media to really talking quite a lot to the media. He is a fucktard.

I think we need also to have some rules about parliamentary travel. Perhaps Charlie Shovel is right and kids should be in the rear with the gear, locked in the bog or something similar. But what about MPs?, particularly low rent List MPs who really should have to travel in seats more becoming someone who hasn’t paid for it and if they did got a 90% discount. Down the back in the cheap seats…….oh wait, aren’t the kids down there?….no that won’t work at all.

This all reminds me of the time I was moving to Australia with my family, my daughter was just 1 and my son 2. With all the stress of moving from Wellington to Melbourne I decided to shell out for Business Class seats for the family to make the 3 and half hour trip somewhat sane. The kids were smal that the only one who would have made a noise was Master Whaleoil.

As we were settling down after boarding this fuckwit who was seated directly behind me calls of the trolley dolley and complains loud enough for the whole Business Class to hear about having kids in Business Class. The trolley dolley politely informed Mr Fuckwit that unlike him we had actually paid for our seats and would he like to sit down and prepare for take off. I wasn’t nearly so rude back then otherwise his hand luggage would have inherited a stinky nappy. I just kicked one of his shoes right down the back under the last row, my all-time favourite way to piss off asshole on planes. Watching him frantically searching for his missing shoe was hilarious.

So Charlie Shovel aka Gladys. Apologise, buy a gift, and be magnanimous instead of being a prize twat. Then again he is a List MP, sum of the lowest order.

  • grizz

    Not that I am excusing it, but MPs from all Partys take relaxing weekends at the taxpayer expense.

    Now I can excuse an out of town MP flying to parliament for the week. But If you are a Wellington MP, you should fund your trips away at your own expense.

  • grizz

    After watching the close up piece, I have to ask: What make Chuck believe he is better than everyone else?

    He made a decision to fly away for the weekend. This option involves hopping in a plane. Unless he has access to his own private jet (Now I hope no-one gets any ideas) he has to realise that he has to share the plane with the general public. This means a blind person and their guide dogs. This means a smelly fat man who was allocated the seat next to you. This means a little old lady seated against the window who makes you get up twice during the flight to use the toilet. It just so happened that the inconvenience that night was a family of small children.

    Looking at those children on TV they looked well behaved for the camera. They all looked healthy and cleanly dressed. The boy was well spoken for a lad of his age. I have to say these children were in a good home with good parents. The books in the background were touching.

    However, if he finds the noise of those children intimidating, he should invest in some Bose noice cancelling earphones. The other option would have been just to have stayed home. Next time it might be the smelly fat guy climbing over you a couple of times to use the toilet.

  • bigkev

    any of you guys find TVNZ website to be a slow old pig (sorry for the insult to pigs)

  • scanner

    Not very sharp our Chucky, dumb ass had the perfect opportunity to stop this story stone dead, a simple apology and bunch of flowers he could have walked away with some dignity, but no, our Chucky goes on the offensive like an arrogant wanker.
    This story had no legs until Chucky treated the taxpayer with typical Labour party contempt, now he looks like a poster boy for stupid, how long till the “your only picking on me because I’m a fagot” story gets rolled out.
    Start slashing some of the perks these freeloading c@#nts get, stop treating politicians as royalty especially list scum, and make them accountable to the people that voted for them and pay their wages and perks, this whole system is just one big taxpayer funded rort, the time to stop is fast approaching.
    Cam – keep up the snout pics, it must be really pissing them off.

  • drgonzo

    The Whale’s tactic with the shoe is certainly one to remember, though if you really want to mess with some whinging f**ker on a plane, hide a piece of fruit in their hand luggage – then stand back and watch the sniffer dogs at customs go wild…