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Tigerpig, Tigerpig, does whatever a Tigerpig does….

by Whaleoil on March 12, 2010

Tigerpig Mallard…Can he swill from the trough, Yes he can, because he is the Tiiiiigerpig.

Late Last night a loyal Whaeloil Army members (Special Ops) sent me a message about the strange, creepy stalking behaviour of Tigerpig, all behaviour that he troughed up at our expense.

Now we all know that Tigerpig has a fetsh with women, after rooting his way around the country on the pretext of parliametary and ministerial business, but his fetish for Anne “Closer” Tolley is becoming rather creepy.

He flew up from the hell-pit that is Wellington yesterday so he could stalk Tolley by videoing both her and Chief at meeting. My understanding is he also made audio recordings. Of course this would have been on the tit of the taxpayer. Tigerpig has himself confirmed the story boasting of his exploits on Red’s are Berks.

After the cake disaster from Creepy Cosgrove we now have this stalking behaviour by Tigerpig and don’t forget the racist rant by Repulsion Camel supported by Clare Curran, it seems as though there is a serious problem within the Labour caucus on behaviour that is appropriate for MPs. What Labour seems to have forgotten that it was exactly this sort of behaviour that turned the electorate off them. I am happy for them to continue though as it give me free hits.

I know Closer is as cunning as a fox but looking like a fox is another thing, mind I suppose Tigerpig can’t be too choosy these days. It’s rather sad actually, so much talent and all wasted on scoring random chicks.

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  • marybelle

    Amazing – that piggy nose is the PERFECT match for Trevor! It looks so naturalle.

    No one sounds more wooden than Trevor. Nothing is working for Labour – they tried catching the bus, now they are walking and stalking. What next?

  • inventory2

    My sentiments exactly marybelle; the colour-match is extraordinary! It doesn’t look like a photoshop job at all.

  • michaels

    Don’t be crazy inventory, no photoshop there!!!

  • mediatart

    Going to two public meetings held by Tolley is troughing?
    Trev had fun roasting her on the spit , turning her slowly as the juices ran out, last month in parliament.

    Next time should be better as she cant lie about what she did say – Trev will post it on his blog.

    Now Tolley has her own cheer brigade to follow her around, composed of rent a mob National party mums, why cant Trevor join them.

    Tolley will regret the stomach stapling operation, ( why she hardly was obese, maybe to keep the hubby from straying now hes in the big towns).

    There is nothing surgical when your head is being use as a political football.
    The best part is that have to keep her or Trev will have her head on his pike, so the National backbenchers watch while incompetance is tolerated.
    After there are none so critical as your party colleagues wnating your job- they probablly want to boil her in oil, medieval style.

    • http://whaleoil.gotcha.co.nz Whaleoil

      It is troughing when you consider the cost of the airfares (return), the taxi rides, the accommodation and assorted expenses all to sneak into a meeting like a peeping tom and skulk around the back furtively like a panty-sniffer. If he wants a root from Tolley he should just ask instead of being creepy.

  • jabba

    I mentioned to Daffy on many occasions on their shithouse bogsite that they needed to stop playing the man and concentrate on policy .. Daffy simply can’t help himself.
    His behaviour, being copied by others, will leave Labour in the opposition seats for years .. It all comes down to his boss .. Goff. Goff must approve of this shit.