Where was the the "significant" announcment?

On behalf of  readers of Whale Oil Beef Hooked I’d like to thank the Mad Mayor of North Shore for deciding to run in the Super City elections, It will be an extreme pleasure to spike his campaign with big billboards in his area with stills of him stumbling down Hurstmere Road with caption like, “Don’t Let a Clown Piss All Over You”.

Meanwhile in his statement to the press today he tells us yet another story, he has told so many (Is it 6 stories now?) it is hard to reconcile any of  it as being truthful. I notice he made his statement right beside the tree he pissed on.

He is an embarrassment and his apology was pathetic.

Support had poured in from across the country after the reports and the episode showed he was a “good Kiwi bloke”, he said.

“I’m sorry. I apologise and it will not happen again,” Mr Williams said.

“I just apologise that women can’t have the same opportunity.”

Likely story, and what is he saying that Women should be able to piss on trees too? Does the fool know it is an offense under the Summary Offences Act 1981, S32;

32 Excreting in public place
  1. Every person is liable to a fine not exceeding $200 who urinates or defecates in any public place other than a public lavatory.
  2. It is a defence in a prosecution under this section if the defendant proves that he had reasonable grounds for believing that he would not be observed.

Who does this guy think he is, laughing in the face of the law? He really is a fucking clown.

The restaurant’s owner, Dominique Parat, said Mr Williams had shared two bottles of wine between four people over four hours and there had been no problem “whatsoever”.

Well of course he is going to say that isn’t he, his liquor license is at stake. The Clown has used the same old hoary argument that it is all an Vast Right Wing conspiracy to attack him. He is seriously deluded. He is the one who has lied six times, he is the one who can’t get his stories straight, he is the one sending drunk emails, he is the one drunk texting, he is the one guzzling wine for 10 hours straight. Where precisely is the secret cabal of people torturing him into doing these things?

His first reaction is always to lie;

Mr Williams initially denied he had sent texts so late, producing four months of phone logs showing that the latest text sent to Mr Key had been at 12.17am on Wednesday, September 16, 2009, when Parliament was debating the second Auckland Bill under urgency and Parliament sat until midnight.

“Act is in behind this,” he told Close Up. “They do not like what I’m doing to Rodney Hide. I’m putting pressure on Rodney Hide, as a result the messenger gets shot.”

What! I can’t believe that repeaters let him get away with this crap? It is now ACT sending his texts for him, when it has been proven that his denials were as false as his sobriety.

His closing statement are unbelievable, he is blaming women diners at GPK in particular and women in general for his public and illegal urination. The man has no shame, he is treating this as a big joke. I suppose being a clown he has to.

I’d love to see him sue Jonathan Marshall and the SST, they must be panting in anticipation so they can present even more evidence in court.

The Whale has also been given a sneak preview of Andrew Williams campaign song.

  • michaels

    I don’t get it…..
    How can someone be so against something but then think about joining it???
    The Supercity I am talking about of course.

    How can he say/text/email/fax all he has and yet run in the race? It just makes no fucking sense!!!!

    Did anyone give him a breathtest before his announcement??

  • heinrichhimmler

    you laugh in the face of the law .. ie the name suppression thingie – you shit all over all sorts of people in your blog … so does that sorta qualify dude as public defecation … ??

    Does this make you a clown too??

  • michaels

    Fucktard.

  • jimmie

    I think he must be schizo – different personality depending on what time of day it is……can’t see any other answer that makes sense

  • berend

    Can I get my money? I shorted all your bets that he would resign.

  • naylor

    FUCK OFF WILLIAMS

  • heinrichhimmler

    hey de’ah nayla ma niggah – don be poppin no cap in mah ass – ah is jus makin de observashun bro bout de posts of de man hisself baas!

    De sauce fo de goose – gonna be de sauce fo de ganda bro!

    Chill ma niggah – ah ain no dude call’ willyums bro… git you haid outo yo ass bro … churrr

  • toby

    I’d like Jonathan Mar­shall to reveal whatever evidence he has as soon as possible so as to stop Williams’ super city campaign before it even starts. Hopefully that’ll keep Williams out of the headlines for a long time to come and I won’t have to suffer the continued ignominy of seeing Williams’ name associated with the North Shore whenever it is in print.

  • joebloggs

    Chill ma nig gah — ain no dude call’ willyums bro

    you need to get help Andrew – really quickly – before you hurt yourself

  • heinrichhimmler

    Joebloggs … can i call ya BJ bro – soun so much more neighbourly dude. Now i gonna aks yo to roll wid dis lil ting ah got goin here … isss a vibe – a feeling dude – do you feel it – ahhm feelin it.

    Now you don hafta feel no para – noy – ya bout no dude call willyums bro – cos dat aint real fo ya bro – yo jus had a bad baggie an yo gotta get dat outta yo system bro – fo sure! yeah .. uuuh … yea – ahmm feelin it bro … ma bitches and ma hos … ummm yeaaah.

    You chill now B J – u eva read de posts of de uddas on dis blog dude – den mebbe u change yo min real damm quick bout you shit

    churr

  • joebloggs

    Fuck Off, Dry Out, and GET SOME HELP Andrew

    chur

  • heinrichhimmler

    BJ – dunno what you be sayin bro … who da fuck is andrew and whach you two do for each other …prolly ah don wanna know??? You de clowns bitch ma nigga – be honest now ma nigga … ah is mos unnerstannin niggah. An nigga .. which of de clowns we be talkin bout heah….

    I wuz jus havin fun ma nigga – no harm men’ to no otha niggah … dis de worl’ of fun bro… not de worl’ of pain… dis de place where we all get to be da man .. yo .. yea … ummm … yeeah (an otha sexy souns yeaah!)

    don u dudes hav no fun on yo place churr (yo bj .. you gotta add da axtra ‘rrrs’ cos iss no reyall niggah spoken churrr….

    Yo – peace out

  • soberontheshore

    Once again, Williams takes a one way cruise down denial! Even the most unobservant would have no problem relaising that the myraid versions of the nights events, coupled with multiple unrelated observations from the general public, can only lead to the conclusion that Mr Williams need for a toilet must be pressing indeed, as he is unmistakably full of s**t!

    And to think that he deems himself to be electable to any form of public office after his behaviour, not just last week, but throughout the term of his tenure as Mayor? The man is deluded.

    This is the same man who used the platform of an Anzac day speech at the civic ceremony to push his own political agenda, much to the disgust of the assembled veterans. He is no longer asked to speak at these services.

    He is a buffoon, and a disgrace. If he does decide to stand for the new council, I will have to stand against him. Talk about job security!!

  • titanuranus

    Re;the significant announcement.

    Do you not understand he is playing the media for the mugs that they are,every halfwitted editor sent their even dimmer staff across town to the NSEC to be told ,no I`m not resigning.
    Williams is most certainly a twat ,but he is smarter than any media cretin.He had them eating out of his hand.Saps.

  • michaels

    Tight Arse….. Not only are the media slightly stupid they didn’t (that I saw) ask him about Portifino.
    AND…. Portifino happens to be about 8 metres from GPK, not the 100 or so as reported last night. Just across a small road. They are, as one could say neighbours.

  • http://whaleoil.gotcha.co.nz/members/donkey/ donkey

    i wonder if Dom and AW shared a stab in the leg of the growth hormone he runs in the kitchen fridge?

  • paraparambigot

    I assume the job he is applying for is Superintendent of Public Shithouses?