Andrew Williams thinks he is Custer and Jesus

In emails leaked to me and also it appears to the SST, Andrew Williams describes himself as “General Andrew Custer” and compares himself to Jesus at the resurrection.

I now know how General Custer felt surrounded by a thousands Indians wanting his blood. But on this occasion me thinks that right will win through and the “dark forces” will evetually [sic] be put down.

He even signs off the email “General Andrew Custer”. The emails are a series of communications between The Clown and his A(lcohol) Team during thee debacle of his pissed walk down Hurstmere Road and urination on a tree right outside council property.

The Mad Mayor went on an attack and blamed everyone else but himself for his behaviour and now as the emails show thinks he has got away with it by comparing himself rather offensively at Easter as some sort of Christ like figure rising from the dead.

Yes two blokes got crucified this week…and both will most certainly rise from the dead to come back to haunt a few people!!

That is incredible bad taste to make a comment like that on Easter Sunday but I feel I should point out that Jesus Christ did not rise from the dead to “haunt” anyone.

Not only that though, the emails show that not all is well in the camp of the A(lcohol) Team, with both Tony Holman and Julia Parfitt telling the Mad Mayor to settle down and keep a low profile. Unfortunately for him he lied and lied and lied from beginning to end.

To make matters worse he makes fun of his urination on the tree outside the council main entrance.

Must go….need a good nights rest after being out on the harbour most of today. And there is never a tree out there handy when you need one urgently!!

I also have bad news for Andrew Williams, the Clown of Campbells Bay and the Mad Mayor of North Shore. General George Armstrong Custer was killed at the Battle of Little Big Horn, his so-called last stand. Sitting Bull and Crazy Horse annihilated his troops and there is speculation that Custer killed himself rather than be captured. Might I suggest he do the same politically.

Meanwhile the man that the Mad Mayor describes in the emails as “this juvenile young stalking reporter” has earned himself a nick name and an upgrade on the Media Rating System. For his persistence in the face of dealing with a drunk, lying, fool and uncovering the truth and in recognition that he made the Mad Mayor, Andrew Williams, feel like he was Custer at the Last Stand he is promoted to journalist and hence forth will be known as “Sitting Bull”.

General "Andrew" Custer

General Andrew Custer

  • inventory2

    re the “crucified” comment; imagine the outcry if he’d compared himself to Mohamed. Williams is a buffoon. I hope that he DOES stand at the October elections, where he will get a thoroughly deserved butt-kicking.

  • rodders

    Given his propensity for talking rhubarb, “General Andrew Custard” might be a more suitable title.

  • thecelestialgardener

    That photo is gold.

    You are so right. Christ came back from the dead to inspire us to greater lives of love and charity.

    Williams wants to come back to simply be a pain in the arse to everyone.

    It’s a fact that his opponents should remind the voters of in October.

  • jimmie

    Heh – dont ya love leaked emails……this is gona make Williams more paranoid and his off the wall behaviour is gona increase more and more.

    I wonder if he spend time at Lake Alice when he was a lad?
    His hallucinations are getting worse.
    HEY CLOWN (I KNOW YOU READ THESE COMMENTS) KEEP DOING THE WEIRD CRAP YOU ARE DOING SO THAT YA OWN SUPPORTERS LEAVE YOU. THEN YOU WILL HAVE ONLY MR J BEAM AS YOUR BUDDY.

    YOU’RE A SHOCKER MATE……..JOIN NZ FIRST AS THEY ARE AT YOUR LEVEL OF ABILITY AND INTEGRITY. WILLIAMS & WINSTON………what a combination………take Parliament by storm……….you could be Minister of alcohol and wines……..and associate Minister of tree pissers. (Dover can be joint Minister with you on this)……..out of breath…can’t stop laughing………ha….ha……….ha

  • kulturkampf

    Well if jesus came to inspire us to greater love and charity – he sure as hell lost both celestialgardners and whales addresses! What a load of old bollocks. A set of emails sent privately … and stolen and forwarded to the mainstream legitimate media that whale hates so much – and all of a sudden the catholic church are offended? One of whales posts says that they arent christians anyway … so wheres the big deal – are you going to tell them whale. Are you hitting the bottle whale?? You are showing distinct signs of losing it badly ….

  • megashitstirrer

    kul­turkampf

    You need to careful about dissing WO, he bares grudges and can make life hell.

  • kulturkampf

    well megashitstirrer … that is a very honest assessment and i see – not disputed by others. Whale supports truth, open communication and he openly states his basis of personal faith (albeit in soundbites and fragmented freudian lapses in his posts) … Whale claims to adhere to a philosophy that promotes love and reconciliation. I have faith enough that he will act accordingly. If he doesnt – then he will have to deal with that. He has proved merciless with most others … we will see