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Did the Donkey complain?

by Whaleoil on April 9, 2010

Oh dear me. A case of Donkey fucking. Surely that is better than penguin sex or rabbit fucking?

Man Fucking DonkeyA 16-year-old youth has appeared in court charged with bestiality after allegedly having sex with a donkey in Sumner yesterday.

Police arrested the youth after a member of public phoned them after seeing what was happening from their house above the Sumnervale Reserve about 2pm.

He appeared in the Christchurch Youth Court this morning and was remanded until May 4.

The youth had allegedly taken the four-year-old donkey into the middle of the reserve, which is about the size of a football field.

The member of public lived in a house above the field and took photos while phoning police.

Other young people were at the reserve at the time, but appeared not to have seen what happened, police said.

Could the dobbers who took the photos be in trouble too for making a pornographic film without a licence?

Did they ring the Police because they heard a lot of braying, or they thought the donkey was in distress?

How do they know the donkey wasn’t in fact braying in pleasure?

I bet when questioned by police about his name the donkey will say ” Heehaw, heehaw, heehaw-ways calls me Donkey”

I wonder too if this should be my next Interesting Name?

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  • http://motella.blogspot.com motella

    Thank goodness our motel has a strict no pets policy;-)

  • http://booktragic.blogspot.com pauleastbay

    Worst of all it appears the donkey may be under age…

    And as long as it was a white donkey the rednecks in Christchurch probably wont care too much.

  • johnqpublic

    He was donkey-deep, in a donkey?

  • giblet

    There is no mention of the donkey’s sex.

  • peterwn

    People do not appreciate that it is a fairly serious crime carrying a maximum three year jail term. If people think this ought to be decriminalised than they should lobby MP’s. It could also be caught by animal cruelty laws. It needs to be remembered too that the owner of the animal may be pretty upset if someone did that to their animal.

    As far as taking photos is concerned, this would be very unlikely to be regarded as an ‘objectionable’ publication since the circumstances of publication are also relevant (eg nude paintings are OK in art galleries depending on circumstances).

  • psychnurse

    That’s just 100% wrong. I’m guessing school holiday’s and too much weed.

  • overthehill

    I’d be questioning the legality to filming a 16 year-old involved in a sexual act, regardless of the partner’s age/species!

  • crabby

    wheres Donkey? wonder if hes ok….

  • cadwallader

    The report says he wasn’t from Christchurch…maybe he was visiting from the US town of Manassass?

  • juno

    Hope he didn’t make an ass of himself!

  • http://www.blairmulholland.co.nz BlairM

    The donkey was asking for it.

  • spanishbride

    ‘The don­key was ask­ing for it.’

    I interviewed the donkey in question and he said, and I quote…” HeeHaw, HeeHaw, HeeHaways says I was asking for it.”

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  • heinrichhimmler

    the real donkey and bestialist here – is the blogger who posted it ….

    heeewhore … heeewhore ….. heeewhore …… heeewhore!

    I agree – its really really funny …. i didnt know this was a grubby tabloid rag in virtual form – complete with heeeewhores of both sexes …. now when is the expose on people who fuck gerbils – or hamsters …now that would be a funny photoshopping opportunity …. Whale is the “da ali G” of NZ … and we all love him for it dont we …. respec…!!! “its like knobbing two chicks wid da one connie … innit…Aii!”

  • blackpaul

    In the ass then?

  • jonnycomelately

    Will the donkey get name suppression?

  • http://whaleoil.gotcha.co.nz/members/donkey/ donkey

    doing just fine crabby

  • rach

    over the hill:
    “I’d be ques tion ing the legal ity to film ing a 16 year-old involved in a sex ual act, regard less of the partner’s age/species!”

    The fact of the matter is that the witnesses saw what the guy was doing was in appropriate and photographed it to report him to the police, prove what they had seen and have him hopefully punished. They didnt do it to be like to their friends look what I have seen, I doubt they would have them published etc.