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Matthew Ridge given hiding at Britomart bar

by Whaleoil on April 24, 2010

The tipline has been running hot.

Apparently Matthew Ridge/Complete Cock was down at Agents & Merchants Thursday night. For those who don’t know A&M it is a Viaduct Britomart restaurant/bar that serves lovely tapas, classy wine and superb food, or so thThe Whale’s spy tells him.

Quite why Mr. Ridge/Cock was down there, because he has zero class at all, is beyond me. Word has it that Ridge/Cock had to speed to the bogs and when he came out got all agro and pissed off the manager and the nice polite Mr. Bouncer. When asked to remove his inflated ego from the joint he starting shouting “Do you know who I am?” Yes Mr. Ridge/Cock we do know who you are.

Mr. Bouncer removed Mr. Ridge/Cock from the restaurant/bar and escorted the toser outside. At this point Mr. Ridge/Cock decided to get uppity and really aggressive, he kept on shouting “Do you know who I am?” and doing the whole, lean forward, shoulders back yelling and fist shaking thingy at Mr. Bouncer. We know who he is and now what he is, a complete cock.

Mr. Bouncer apparently got a little sick of all this and Mr. Ridge/Cock was assisted to the ground in 1 second flat with a well timed tap to the face.

Word has it Mr. Ridge/Cock isn’t welcome back and scuttled off with applause for Mr. Bouncer ringing in his ears. His ears would have been ringing for other reasons.

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  • scanner

    Can’t wait for the youtube video, half the nation would happy to see Ridge dumped on his arse, and yes Mathew we know who you are, you’re a wanker.

  • crabby

    haha, what a douche

  • whalewatcher

    Finally a bit of long-overdue justice for Ridge. Well done the bouncer.
    Where does one start when considering Ridge?
    7th form at Whale’s school. Ridge moved from Mt Albert Grammar to AGS to play tennis. Also starred in the 1st XV. But despite being a very talented sportsman there is nothing sporting about him. He trashed a prefect’s car with a chain for a grudge, then later in the year allegedly beat up a female taxi driver when on the way back from the airport from a rugby trip to Fiji. The court case was the following year 1987, and Ridge, 19, was character-witnessed in court by some impressive names and got Diversion (!) from memory.
    Later, he shafted a whole lot of Auckland subcontractors in his failed bid at property development (circa 2003-4) – he refused to pay them and a number lost their businesses.
    Then, career all washed up, his mate Eric Watson helps him out HUGELY by buying a league team and putting Ridge in charge for a 6-figure sum. How does Ridge repay him? Cuckolds him, embarassing him to the point where Eric Watson leaves for Europe. The whole Hanover saga aside, NZ can’t afford to lose money and business talent like Watson.
    So thank you Matthew Ridge, you absolute tosser, for your contribution to NZ, and well-done Mr Bouncer. But watch your back. Ridge is a vindictive jerk who seems to skate through life relatively unscathed.

  • whalewatcher

    I forgot to add – it is a shame the teenage Charles Chauvel had run away from Auckland Grammar (after 3 or 4 days) before Ridge got there. They might have been able to sort each other out.

  • tonym

    Strange – he had to go the the mens’ and then CAME OUT punchy and aggro?

    Do you think that it was something he snorted?

  • jimmie

    hmmmm was he the only one to go to the mens at that time??

  • jamesp

    Clearly the man needed to Pee. I hope there wasn’t a line…

  • dazzaman

    The diff between Ridge & Ellis is Ridge’s total lack of charm…good job!

  • johnqpublic

    That bar is at least a kilometre and a half away from the Viaduct, in Customs St, Beach Rd end.

    He’s still a cock though.

  • robf

    What did he miss in the toilet that pissed him off so much.

  • deejay

    Could have just taken a piss on a tree outside … If it made it into the media you can just claim they are stalking you.

  • titanuranus

    The ladies toilets ,no less.

    So Ridgy has to sit down to piss?