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Better than the famous Gotcha headline

by Whaleoil on May 8, 2010

The Sun has run a brilliant frontpage story and headline.

Squatter Holed up in No.10A MAN aged 59 was squatting in a luxury home near the Houses of Parliament last night.

The squatter, named as a Mr Gordon Brown from Scotland, was refusing to budge from the Georgian townhouse in Downing Street, central London – denying entry to its rightful tenant.

But the problem could be solved today after clear General Election winner David Cameron invited Nick Clegg to form a Tory-Lib Dem coalition government.

The offer came after the poll resulted in Britain’s first hung parliament in 36 years.

The Tories won 306 seats with 36 per cent of the popular vote, with Labour taking 258 on 29 per cent and the Lib Dems winning 57 with 23 per cent.

Sort of like my description of Winston Raymond Peters, 65, unemployed of St Mary’s Bay. Gordon Brown, 59, Squatter of Downing Street.

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  • grizz

    I wonder if he is going to try to keep the car!

  • paraparambigot

    and now he’s apparently been ranting at Nick Clegg because the “resign” word was used. He just doesn’t get it, does he?

  • oldtimer

    he’ll be inside with the fire going.
    Burning documents.
    I can’t come out just yet…
    Just tidying up.
    The past.

    The only man ever to enter parliament with honest intent was Guy Fawkes.
    Now there was a man with a bloody good idea.

  • mediatart

    Actually Brown has returned to his home in his electorate, the town in which his father preached at the church.
    For those who cant count over 50% of the voters went for a left-centre left parties.
    Cameron is dead man walking. There will be a new election within 15 months , and the Tories will have got rid of their 100 mill pound man who achieved so little.
    The real leader of the Tories, Lord Ashdown is doing the negioating, an idiot like Cameron and his big C policies have got them nowhere.
    While its likely Clegg and Brown will let the Tories play for a while in No 10, they will bring them down soon enough

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  • kapow

    Dear mediatart, the fact that the left got over 50% of the vote shows how truly screwed the UK really is. And the thing that gets me is this; they obviously think that more of the same policy from the left is going to fix the broken country they have become.
    Get out Gordon. You and your failed policy.

  • oldtimer

    Regardless of who wins the pommie voters the country is now part of the EU and is run according to the dictates of the EU.
    Not yours anymore.