Maori must be thick

I will be called a racist for saying this but I don’t care. I have come to the conclusion that Maori are thick. Dumber than your average bear. Stupid. Dumb and Dumber rolled in one. Dumber than a sack of hammers.

Exhibit 1: Tau Henare, whinging and moaning about Phillip Morris. Fuck’s sake man take some personal responsibility and man up. You deserved the kicking you got on Facebook too. Only Maori would be the best in the world at quitting being quitters.

Exhibit 2: Foreshore and Seabed. Only Maori could take venality and pimp it out.I say in the Gisborne theatre last election and listened to Derek Fox explain just exactly what it was that maori wanted. The right to go to court like everyone else, and Helen Clark got scared and legislated that away. National offered to listen and provide a solution, and did exactly as they promised. Now Maori have decided that national’s solution isn’t good enough, that IWI really does mean I Want It, all. Well they can get fucked. My patience with Maori is at an end. They are venal, corrupt, lying, lazy useless fuckers. If I was National I would give them exactly what Derek Fox explained, the right to go to court and nothing more. Fuck them.

Exhibit 3: Veteran troughers who manufacture puff pieces about “strategies” to stop maori smoking that repeaters dutifully repeat. FFS Shane Bradbrook is a legendary rorter of tapayers money and it sounds like he has done it again. Time for some more OIA’s. “Developed a strategy“, pah!

The strategy will prohibit tobacco from events under control of the iwi’s governing body, including the annual general meeting, kapa haka, and various celebrations, tournaments and festivals.

The timeframe indicated by the strategy is within two years, although the exact date is yet to be set.

Four years is the suggested time for persuading the iwi’s whanau and hapu to follow suit and ban tobacco from their marae, cemeteries, sacred places, ancestral mountains and rivers.

The bans on tobacco possession will be preceded by prohibitions on smoking.

These moves will be coupled with greater promotion of smoke-free homes and vehicles, and greater encouragement for smokers to make more attempts to quit.

Four Years! To do what should take fucking five minutes, only a trougher would develop a stragety that enables him to cream it for 4 years when the description consists of no more than a sentence here or there. Dear taxpayer this is what you undoubtedly will have paid for:

The Ban:

* Not just a smoking ban.

* Tobacco to be prohibited from events under direct control of the iwi’s governing body.

* The iwi will encourage members to ban tobacco from their marae and other places.

Whoopie, fucking group hug and a big fuck yeah we’re cool high fives and hand signs!

Actually I take it all back it isn’t Maori that are thick, It is National and white middle class liberal pany-waist New Zealanders, can’t even tell when the Maori is up with with their dog as well.

Maori? They is cunning eh boy?

  • bigkev

    Hmmmm this’ll be interesting :-)

  • budgieboy

    THIS is why we love you Big Guy, straight up nothing held back commentary…. and NO… you are not racist for calling Bullshit on this crap…well done!

  • inventory2

    Mixed feelings WO – you’re quite right to raise the examples you do, but they are only that; examples. Maori can’t be judged on the actions of a few idiots any more than you or I represent the entire spectrum of the blogosphere. In generalising, you actually reduce the focus of your argument.

  • tehorohorror

    Yes, you’ll be called a racist for saying that, because it was fucking racist. The only idiots that could possibly contend that saying ‘all Maori are thick/all Maori are conniving’ is NOT racist must have an IQ equivalent to the last Big Mac to disappear down that gaping maw of yours.

    I can only hope for your sake that this is one of those posts that disappear shortly after appearing. Your credibility with all but the basest rednecks in NZ society is vanishing, Jabba.

  • kram

    I have observed “Maori health providers” tasked with delivering the “stop smoking” message to their whanau, sitting around the big table in a room thick with baccy smoke discussing strategies.

    Its all about the money and how to spend it.

  • nathan187

    is referring to a group of people by their ethnicity not a racist gesture.
    Why do we not have ” new zealand european seats” in our parliament?, specifically to put otherwise wouldn’t be voted in by mainstream, in our parliament.
    We have “maori seats” in our parliament, just for those who don’t have enough merit to be voted in based on policy, rather than ethnicity, if that’s not racism, i’ll need a new dictionary.

    Come join the real demoracy! not

  • jonno

    Nostra-jonnus predicts that in their continuous arse-lick-around-maoris frenzy, National will end up offering to give all the tax/ excise collected on tobacco to maoris to waste er spend as they see fit.

    What’s next, KFC and TAB?

  • rivoniaboy

    The reality is that New Zealand can no longer afford the Maori’s.

  • thor42

    Heh… I wonder where kehua is… :)

    I think there’s a lot of truth in what you say, WO. I mean, do the Maori in the middle of Mangere and Otara really give a fuck about the foreshore and seabed? I think National’s decision to re-open the can of worms is going to come back and bite them in the arse – big-time.