My Humble Thanks

Thank God for Chris Carter.

I heard that John Key was just about to re-introduce whaling at lunchtime today because Gerry’s stomach started rumbling uncontrollably but because of Chris’s action Bill was prevailed upon to write out a huge cheque and a B-train of KFC was rushed to the Beehive.

This action avoided the need to start whaling again at the moment but is tipped to increase the deficit by up to $1m/week until a cheaper source of food can be found.

Great work Chris Carter!!

johnboy – you should change your name to bumboy

go back to your taxi muhammad

Just looking at that mentally vacant crowd with Koru makes you wonder what sad fucken twisted retard you would get if you merged them all into one life form.

It makes my scrotum tremble with dear at the thought.

donkey you son of a camel – you fart from the holy asshole of the prophet (blessed be his name) – i curse you – may your mother be fucked by a thousand muslim studmuffins of indeterminate origin.

You must be gay – you “mince” with your words when you write posts … its sorta got this sexy little – come hither feel to it.

Just ‘heading’ off to pick up my next fare – how’d you know i had a 1988 sunny – have i b j’ed you on the back seat – shit – dont tell fatima!

Maybe i asked if you were gay big boy – cos you secretly are … given up on donkeys – the enema takes fucking hours!!!!

muhammad – there is no such rag head as muslim studmuffin