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Nice things people say in Facebook Chat

by Whaleoil on June 7, 2010

nice things people say on facebookI have a question I ask people when they are being c*nts to me, I use it more often these days for some reason. Is it because I’m mad?

“Do you want to be famous is a good way or a bad way? Your Choice.”

Actually it is my choice, but I don’t tell them that. Yesterday I went out and came back to a nice FB Chat message.

It is amazing what people send you in emails, txts, message services, faxes and now FB Chat.

Try as I might I can’t really do as my mother always insists and try to see the good in people with that message. So I guess Scott Paterson can just be famous for a short time in a bad way.

[shrugs]

Makes me feel better. I still don’t know why people think they can slap me without me retaliating?

Since Scott Paterson is over 20 he can consider this part of his adult education.

Enjoy looking for a new job asshole. For future reference for the congenitally stupid out there, I believe in peace through superior firepower.

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  • scottp

    hahaha bro thats me!! i used to think u were a crack up and always came on here to see what you were doing with the whole name suppression thing, thought u were doing the right thing yadda yadda yadda but then i come back on here and saw all that shit u wrote about the young guy from kings who died, absolutely trampling on his name after he was dead. i couldnt help but think imagine if one of his parents or relatives came on here and saw what you had to say about there son after such a tragedy. shouldnt have really said that shit to u and i take it back but even when people were hitting you up about what you said you did not care at all which i found pretty disgusting bro. no excuses on my part you didnt say anything to me personally. lesson learned dont scorn a crazy man!

  • scottp

    and by the sounds of it im in a long line of people who gave you some lip!

  • titanuranus

    Another success story from the NZ education system.

    Wow, the future is dim.

  • http://roarprawn.blogspot.com/ American Gardener

    I think you are being a little unfair to Scott, Cam. You create a personae that you know will be attacked and then you complain when it is.

    Scott you need to stay off the internet – it is a very bad place and if you initiate a chat session with an infamous blogger using that kind of language you are probably better off avoiding it.

  • cadwallader

    For Mr Patterson,

    Your standard of writing reflects your atrociously inadequate education (if it can be labelled that!)

    Some “P” words you didn’t learn at school:

    Punctuation
    Politeness
    Probity
    Perspective

    Some “P” words you seem to have absorbed somewhere:

    Profanity
    Pettiness
    Pointlessness

    If you are indicative of the 20-somethings who have been churned out of state schools, I lament NZ’s future.

    Whale, What ever happened to the young dork accountant who abused a woman in an e-mail earlier this year?

  • trevormallardsucksmyballs

    Im not just saying this – but looking at the picture – Im sure I’ve fucked his missus.

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  • http://whaleoil.gotcha.co.nz/members/donkey/ donkey

    you probably have fucked his misses as by the sounds of him he is gay anyway – and has a small cock

  • tristanb

    Enjoy look­ing for a new job ass­hole.

    Think of all the nasty things you’ve said about people WO! Imagine when you go for your next job interv….

    Oh yeah, the depression. Well, keep on bludging!

  • hsv325

    What a cock you are ScottP. Take on the Whale at your peril. Big own goal buddy.

  • tehorohorror

    “I still don’t know why peo­ple think they can slap me with­out me retaliating?”

    I don’t know how you can feign surprise/hurt feelings that you attract this type of behaviour. When you play down in the mud, expect to get dirty…

  • muhammad

    Mr patteson apologised – on here – to the complainant – and many of you mediaevalists dont read obviously. You’d all rather get involved in this lying bloggers version of the auto da fe – he should change his name to “savonarola” – make a good 16th century catholic dogmatist.

    Cadwallader – would you be prepared to share with us all your actual name (in full) and your full contact details? This guy made the singular mistake of doing what he did in full with nothing hidden to the so-called champion of “honesty is the best policy”. This blog is nasty – but it isnt honest.

    Its a masturbatory fantasy for a person who is leading you all up the garden path … perhaps

  • muhammad

    People comment on this mans Mental Health and Weight for one or two good reasons ….

    He comments on many peoples sanity – calling many “mad” without evidence or otherwise

    He comments on other peoples weight – without mercy …

    so its tit for tat perhaps.

    As for people being like “cunts” to him – perhaps its because he is such a big one himself.

    Garbage in – garbage out

    allah be praised for his many mercies

  • fatty smelly whale blubber

    Fatty whale blubber just got told what everyone already thinks…hey whale blubber,don’t you have a wife and kids to let down again?…or are you saving that for Xmas?…Your daddy will probably cover your sad fat ass again

    You are a sad excuse for a human…a big fat useless lard and scotty p is right on point.

    Thanks Scotty, you’ll have no problem finding work, whale fat blubber is a failure and his wife is embarrassed not only by his smell, but also the way he looks. 

    • Travdog

      You’re only 1 year too late with that comment, you thick cunt. Try to keep it relevant.