A bargain at only $5

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Anyone want dinner with Chris Carter and Peter Kaiser? Apparently not many do because the auction has already met reserve at just $5.00.

As is usual for anything associated with Chris Carter everything is at your expense, except in this case he is providing the food and wine which is a pleasant change.

I wonder though if they accept taxpayer provided credit cards for payment?

Just so you know GABA is the Gay Auckland Business Association. This is from their website:

Since inception the Trust has issued grants totalling in excess of $100,000. Funding a broad range of organisations.

The principal objective of the Trust is to “maintain a fund available to individuals and institutions for the explicit purpose of health, welfare, and support services for the benefit of the gay community of New Zealand”.

While any project, activity or service that complies with the above objective can be considered, priority will be given to those that:

  • benefit the Auckland gay community
  • benefit a large number of individuals
  • have an educational focus
  • assist in reducing the marginalisation of gay people within society

The main fundraising event each year is the gaba charity auction which this year, is being held on the 30th July. Click here for more information and tickets.

The success of the gaba Annual Charity Auction last December raised over $15,000 in new funds now available for distribution to GGBT Community organisations and individuals.

DInner with Chris Carter?

DInner with Chris Carter?

  • deviant

    Cinnamon rings for dessert anyone?

  • arnie

    Can someone explain why private massages seem always available at Gay evenings???? Can’t they just have a normal dinner or is it “Mix & Match” LOL

  • http://frontrower.gotcha.co.nz The Frontrower

    That’s stung someone into action – bidding jumped to $100!

  • inventory2

    I think that the VRWC should be bidding for this. Imagine; a night drinking Carter’s wine cellar dry, whilst making all sorts of obscure references to the Koru Club, Waiheke Island and pigs at the trough. I’m sure that WO, CK, Barnsley, and a few others would have a simply mar-vel-lous evening!

  • sponge

    Inventory – that sounds like great fun. A evening taking the piss out of a couple of troughing chutney ferrets. Shall we start a fund so WO can out bid everyone else? WO?

  • inventory2

    Sounds like a great idea Sponge.

  • http://whaleoil.gotcha.co.nz Whaleoil

    Bid away dear readers, If i get Cactus, Barnsley and the Manatee plus a couple of fans we will easily drink Carter out of his taxpayer funded wine cellar.

  • brikiwi

    Maybe a Hersheys Kiss with Choccy dressing was a bit much for the mind to boggle. Still the trough will be full of flash tucker so yeah , id get a butt plug , eat a crap-load of prunes and go for it after nailing three bottles of Chateau Porirua Special reserve Tui and get stuck in like a robbers dog. Even at a $100 bucks you’d get the floor show of the century.

  • inventory2

    When you’re picking fans Cam, remember that I suggested it first ….

  • sponge

    Righto – any suggestions on how to collect the cash? I’ll be in for $100 but if I put an auction on trademe then the winner pays the lot…

    I reckon this has the potential to be a hua of a laugh.

  • axeman

    Great to see the bid has increased. For $5 all you would have got was a hot sausage inside a Kaiser bun

  • Agent BallSack

    Massages at your own expense, in your hotel room.

    I think No-Shame Carter may have set the precedent for after party behaviour at Carters residence….

    My ASSumption is that, supposedly the excitement of watching Carter flounce around his house acting the bitch in his SHAmarriage is going to leave us so weak kneed with pent up sexual tension it’ll be straight back to the hotel to be tossed off into the back of the throat of some remorseful drag queen you happened to meet there.

    Or is this completely baseless? :D

  • Agent BallSack

    oops that should have read No Shame Jones lol @#$%!