A kick in the nuts for Warmists

One day the Warmists are going to be lined up and forced to apologise for the fear, lies, and taxes they foisted upon the world, I just hope that day comes soon. Meanwhile they continue to claim all manner of anomolies are caused by Global Warming. Christopher Booker tears into the warmists and exposes their techniques.

Ever more risibly desperate become the efforts of the believers in global warming to hold the line for their religion, after the battering it was given last winter by all those scandals surrounding the UN’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change.

One familiar technique they use is to attribute to global warming almost any unusual weather event anywhere in the world. Last week, for instance, it was reported that Russia has recently been experiencing its hottest temperatures and longest drought for 130 years. The head of the Russian branch of WWF, the environmental pressure group, was inevitably quick to cite this as evidence of climate change, claiming that in future “such climate abnormalities will only become more frequent”. He didn’t explain what might have caused the similar hot weather 130 years ago.

If they can argue that unusual weather events that “prove” their as yet un-proven theory that the Earth is warming and humans are causing it, then the opposite must also be true, in fact the opposite is actually more likely to be true.

Meanwhile, notably little attention has been paid to the disastrous chill which has been sweeping South America thanks to an inrush of air from the Antarctic, killing hundreds in the continent’s coldest winter for years.

In America, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) has been trumpeting that, according to its much-quoted worldwide temperature data, the first six months of this year were the hottest ever recorded. But expert analysis on Watts Up With That, the US science blog, shows that NOAA’s claimed warming appears to be strangely concentrated in those parts of the world where it has fewest weather stations. In Greenland, for instance, two of the hottest spots, showing a startling five-degree rise in temperatures, have no weather stations at all.

In other words, the warmists simply lie and continue to lie to prove the un-proven. Fortunately there are actually thousands of enthusiastic amateurs and some seasoned professional out there that can, with modern technology, show the world their lies.

A second technique the warmists have used lately to keep their spirits up has been to repeat incessantly that the official inquiries into the “Climategate” scandal have cleared the top IPCC scientists involved of any wrongdoing, and that their science has been “vindicated”. But, as has been pointed out by critics like Steve McIntyre of Climate Audit, this is hardly surprising, since the inquiries were careful not to interview any experts, such as himself, who could have explained just why the emails leaked from the Climatic Research Unit (CRU) were so horribly damaging.

The perfunctory report of the Science Appraisal Panel, chaired by Lord Oxburgh, examined only 11 papers produced by the CRU, none of them remotely connected to what the fuss was all about. Last week Andrew Montford, author of The Hockey Stick Illusion: Climategate and the Corruption of Science, revealed on his blog (Bishop Hill – bishophill.squarespace.com) that the choice of these papers was approved for the inquiry by Sir Brian Hoskins, of the Grantham Institute for Climate Change at Imperial College, and by Phil Jones, the CRU’s former director – an appraisal of whose work was meant to be the purpose of the inquiry.

This technique, you will notice has been used by the sock-puppets at The Standard and also by other “luminaries” of the left like Bomber. The sad truth too is that precious few in the MSM repeater and churnalist ranks routinely question the warmists. When they were caught pants down and in the back of a goat with the CRU emails, the MSM largely looked the other way, until bloggers released so much information that it could no longer be ignored. Similarly with the egregious errors discovered in the IPCC AR4. It is outrageous that an organisation, reputedly staffed by the world’s leading experts, made palpably false claims and the media and politicians simply shrugged and allowed them to say that mistakes happen and then continued to fund them to the tune of billions.

A third technique, most familiar of all, has been to fall back on the dog-eared claim that leading sceptics only question warmist orthodoxy because they have been funded by “Big Oil” and the “fossil fuel industry”. Particularly bizarre was a story last week covering the front page and an inside page of one newspaper, headed “Oil giant gives £1 million to fund climate sceptics”.

The essence of this tale was that Exxon Mobil, the oil giant that is the world’s third biggest company, last year gave “almost £1 million” to four US think-tanks. These had gone on to dismiss the Climategate inquiries as “whitewashes”.

It was hardly necessary to be given money by Exxon to see what was dubious about those inquiries. Not one of the knowledgeable sceptics who have torn them apart has received a cent from Big Oil. But what made this particularly laughable was that the penny-packets given to think-tanks that have been largely irrelevant to the debate are utterly dwarfed by the colossal sums poured into the army of groups and organisations on the other side of the argument.

Even the big oil companies have long been putting their real money into projects dedicated to showing how they are in favour of a “low-carbon economy”. In 2002 Exxon gave $100 million to Stanford University to fund research into energy sources needed to fight global warming. BP, which rebranded itself in 2004 as “Beyond Petroleum”, gave $500 million to fund similar research.

The Grantham Institute provides another example. It was set up at the LSE and Imperial College with £24 million from Jeremy Grantham, an investment fund billionaire, to advise governments and firms on how to promote and invest in ways to “fight climate change”, now one of the fastest-growing and most lucrative businesses in the world.

Compare the funding received by a handful of think-tanks to the hundreds of billions of dollars lavished on those who speak for the other side by governments, foundations, multinational corporations, even Big Oil, and the warmists are winning hands down. But only financially: they are not winning the argument.

No, they are not winning the argument, except perhaps here in New Zealand where we have a Prime Minister and a government advised by an idiot, scared of upsetting the hand-wringers and panty-waists of middle New Zealand, scared to an inch of their over-taxed lives by the lies of the warmists.

I can hardly wait for the day when they will be forced to apologise. I want Al Gore to be first on the list, that is if he can tear himself away from massage therapy.

  • inversesquare

    Hey Whale…… check it out…… even the greenies are having a go at this SCAM!!

    http://wattsupwiththat.com/2010/07/24/eu-climate-exchange-website-hacked/#more-22493

  • inversesquare

    Heh….. here is another really funny one:)

    People like to repeat propaganda, but luckily all it takes is a bit of surfing to put egg on faces…..

    http://tomnelson.blogspot.com/2010/07/settled-science-can-everyplace-really.html

  • billhicks

  • axeman

    Yikes watch out there Whale. Denigrating the “useful idiot” Bradbury like that. Tsk tsk.
    Bumber hides behind the truffle grower’s skirt over on ‘Not Tropic’. That’s where the AGW believers whine to a sympathetic echo chamber and where they have taken on a religious fervour. Like with all the warmists/alarmists, that’s not science. The most fanatical proponents of it are now described as ‘true believers’ where they seek out heretics and try to shout them down. Warmists are a tight knit, eas­ily led, eas­ily conned yet galac­ti­cally stu­pid brigade and talk their bullshit theories amongst themselves.

  • axeman

    More humour: The Global Warming Song

  • peterwn

    The stark fact of life here is the overarching aim of a major political party is to get into or stay in power. This requires a massive dose of pragmaism, not sticking to idelogical roots.

    The ‘idiot’ wou refer to (presumably Nick Smith) is quite justifiably scared of upset­ting the hand-wringers and panty-waists of mid­dle New Zealand. Like it or not, National is reliant on these people to win the next election. Nick, John and the National caucus knows this only too well.

    I will venture so far to say that if Michelle Boag was not National’s President in the early 2000′s there would probably have been no John Key, National would be weaker today than it currently is and Helen Clark and Heather Simpson would still be ruling the roost.

    • http://whaleoil.gotcha.co.nz Whaleoil

      Ahh the old rewrite of history. It wasn’t michelle boag that recruited john key, but it was her that recruited don brash.

      Nice to see you believe in politicians turning their backs on party principles for expediency, sorry, pragmatism in order to maintain power. I call it gutless.

      • peterwn

        And so you think that National should languish in opposition for ever because you think it should stick to its ‘principles’. If I was running a political party I wold be aiming for a mix of policies which reach out to a majority of electors while adhering as close to party principles as reasonably possible. And as I see it, this is precisely what John Key and his Government are doing.

        Interestingly, it is National’s enemies who frequently criticise John for not sticking to principles, flip-flopping, rat swallowing, etc. They would dearly love to see National completely stick to its alleged ‘principles’, because they then know that National would then get trounced. National needs to stick to principles OK, the principal aim of winning elections.

        By the way, you have any idea which National President or high-up recruited John Key?

        • http://whaleoil.gotcha.co.nz Whaleoil

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Key

          Plus John Key has acknowledged this fact repeatedly in news articles.

          http://www.webcitation.org/5VxD4yxyR

          Please correct the history in your mind.
          I don’t believe that National’s core principles would make then unelectable. The principles as part of the 74 year history of the party remain unchanged. It is the politicians who destroy principles through political expediency.

          • peterwn

            > http://www.webcitation.org/5VxD4yxyR
            > Please correct the history in your mind.
            Yes, I am quite happy to run with this..

            :> I don’t believe that National’s core principles would make then unelectable.
            We will continue to beg to differ on whether total adherence to core principles would make National unelectable.

  • kehua

    Principles are fine by me and I admire the likes of Jeannette F, who however fucked up her principles , she had the integrity and balls to stick with them. What I cannot abide are intelligent people deliberately ignoring the truth in order to promote their desired outcomes. Just as a house on rotten piles will eventually fall down, so to will a Government built on `Bullshit`, and it may happen quicker than is anticipated. Mr Key and the idiot Smith would do well to fear the silent majority.

  • kapow

    Key, Smith and most of the National MPs are such complete hypocrites.
    Smith is an idiot and I have no idea how he can justify his position and u-turn in direction since been in opposition.
    I hate them for what a bunch of lame, unprincipled and populist seeking jelly fish they have turned out to be.