Damien Christie is more than a little pissed off with Apple
The Mangrove still has firm roots in Napier, much to the relief of husbands nationwide.
Doesn’t look like the Arctic is going to be ice-free this year.
Blair Mulholland should get divorced more often.
The piss fairy has visited Andrew Williams again, why must it always be when he is writing a presser.
Andrew Williams is a bigger trougher than Len Brown, at least we know who he drinks with, Len isn’t so forth-coming with information.
Yet another name for Bradford’s Wall of Shame, Silly First Name Syndrome strikes again, and Maori keep bashing their kids. That anti-smacking law is saving these kids real well.

Child Mullets are child abuse