Andrew Williams and his four deputies

During the Q+A debate on Sunday, which was a clear win to John Banks, with Len Brown a poor performer on the day, the Mad Mayor Andrew Williams did slightly better than expected, mainly by pandering to the pinkos with grandiose white elephant spending ideas.

One of the Clown from Campbells Bay’s more bizarre ideas was for him to have suggest that there be a deputy Mayor for the North, East, South and West. Quite apart from the fact that the folk on the North Shore haven’t yet grasped the concept that the Super City is supposed to unite the city not divide it with parochialism, you can just imagine who Andrew Williams would have as his deputies.

The four deputies Williams has in mind are mostly likely Jack Daniels of West Auckland, Jim Beam of North Shore, Johnny Walker of East Auckland and Peter Smirnoff of South Auckland, already his closest advisors and colleagues.