Caption Contest

Don't cry little girls the rich farmers of South Canterbury needed the money more than your family in Auckland

Don't cry little girl, the rich farmers of South Canterbury needed the money more than your family in Auckland

  • michaels

    Mr Key, this creep behind me is pinching my bottom.

  • thor42

    “Little girl….. I’ve got some lollies for you, little girl. Let’s go over there behind those bushes…. “

  • steve

    ‘Please, please Mr John Key, take me away from these fucking Socialists, they scare me. Please’

  • gaskranken

    You want want? A thinning hairline, a nice suit jacket, tie and a penis, sorry sweetheart, never gonna happen, not while I run things that’s foreshore.

  • 666nzpr

    Key:…Yes i know , socialists are disgusting arn’t they….
    Little girl:Yep.

  • thecelestialgardener

    Key: “Why are you crying little girl”
    Girl: “I’m finding it so intimidating in front of all these people”
    Key: “Sorry, I’m talking to the person behind you”

  • strykerman1

    It’s OK, you will get name suppression after we have fished with you.

  • strykerman1

    opps… *Finished

  • giblet

    Listen, all the man behind you wants, is your credit card number so he can buy himself a coffee.

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