Rising to the Bait

As loyal readers will know, the Whale despises just three people, Pork Chop, Andrew Williams and Winston Raymond peters, 65, pensioner of Helensville.

Today we get the Quinella. Pork Chop and the Clown of Campbells Bay, except this time it is actually the Cock of Campbells Bay. The Cock is back.

Like I say for my campaign slogan, My decisions won’t be influenced by Jim, Jack or Johnny, now I can add or Woody.

The Cock of Campbells Bay

The Cock of Campbells Bay

  • thecelestialgardener

    Perhaps there is a trouser snake charming ceremony to be performed?

    Andrew Williams – living proof that angry masturbating is not as interesting as angry sex.

  • theresaj

    Whale..you are a scream. People should be paying you for the abdominal workouts.

  • michaels

    Magic carpet LOL!!!

  • http://frontrower.gotcha.co.nz The Frontrower

    And here was me thinking that alcoholics are impotent.

  • scanner

    Once again the clown “Raises the bar” or is that half a bar, Mrs Williams must be so proud, “Brewers Droop” hasn’t caught up with her Andy

  • titanuranus

    Is it OK if the beauty queen gives you a Woody?

  • http://keepingstock.blogspot.com/ inventory2

    How many tablets did it take?