Ok we are down to the wire for the pwning the NBR Veuve Cliquot competition.
Joe “The Cheater” Holden is still hanging in so it is time for some VRWC crushing to show him we shan’t be messed with.
Now the fat slapper has said she has been putting in the effort on the boil-up so it would be a shame to miss out.
Busted, in between mouthfuls of Pizza, pork and puha, and gobs of cold mutton bird has mumbled that there are 3 places at the party available deserving candidates. To enter in the comp for those places, of which Cactus and I are the sole, self-appointed judges you need to tell us why Cactus and I would want to give you even so much of a glass of Veuve Cliquot and more than a sentence of polite conversation.
Oh and for sure we will be having 2010 Veuve Cliquot Business Woman of the year nominee Lisa Lewis at the party. Can you believe the tight wankers never even invited her to the awards night? If Veuve Cliquot won’t honour honest working women, we will.
Don’t let a skinny ass liar with a body like a half sucked throatie beat Busted Blonde. It is literally a ton of piss at stake here.
Vote for Busted Blonde and not Joe “the liar” Holden.