Christchurch

So I’ve been watching the news coverage about the Village of the Damned and now I see that extra police are needed to maintain order as opportunist criminals think about looting.

The city centre was shut to the public today and will remain closed overnight with police staffing cordons throughout the area. No licensed premises will be open in the CBD.

There is a formal curfew in place between the hours of 7pm and 7am that has been put in place to protect the public from falling debris. Anyone breaching the curfew can be arrested.

Mr Parker said he requested Prime Minister John Key ask the army to maintain safety and security and help the police over the next 24 hours.

Of course if you are able to protect your own stuff you don’t need the Police to come to the rescue. Bob Parker should also request a shoot on sight order against looters.

My official policy, should someone ask, would be for all registered members of gun clubs should be allowed to shoot looters with the shotgun of their choice.

The movements in the iPredict stocks for the Christchurch Mayoralty are interesting too. (MAYOR.ANDERTON down 20.33%, MAYOR.PARKER up 98.97%)

I reckon all Bob Parker needs to do now to win the mayoralty is to announce that he is going to halt campaigning so he can concentrate on re-building the city. Jim Anderton will look like the greedy old venal prick that he is by continuing on.

The law allows for the elections to be delayed up to 14 days in a rolling fashion in the event of a natural disaster. Since it is a postal ballot then Bob Parker would be best served by keeping the elections on and focusing on re-building the city and looking after its citizens and leave campaigning to the venal. He is guaranteed nationwide media coverage every day, speaking as Mayor of the city, from now until the foreseeable future, no one else will get a look in.

The cost of damage from today’s devastating quake could be as much as $2 billion, Earthquake Commission chief executive Ian Simpson says.

The EQC’s claims staff had been flat out taking calls today and there was no data yet on the number lodged, he said.

“It’s very early to start estimating the numbers so far,” he said.

“At a guess, and it is just a guess so far, we are looking at …around 100,000 claims in total from the event and the cost will be easily into the hundreds of millions of dollars just for EQC for the residential property… It could reach between one and two billion dollars.”

People who had private house insurance were automatically qualified for EQC cover.

So that idea of mine to sell the South Island would have meant that taxpayer would be at least $4 billion better off already if we had flogged it off years ago.


  • dirtyrat

    fuck the place isnt even worth invading anymore.

    Is it really worth 3.7 billion dollars ?

  • dirtyrat

    Ironically many of the pictures are of buildings collapsing in Manchester Street, so now the hookers have to be worried about gods little joke as well as the locals murdering them.

  • grizz

    Oh come now Whale. You may not like the place but you of all people should respect that when people pay for insurance they are entitled to a payout when a valid claim arises. Just think what your reaction would be should a volcano erupt in Auckland. Aucklanders will want to bankrupt the EQC and squeeze the fund dry.

  • anasazi

    Give it a rest will ya.
    You really have stopped taking the pills haven’t you.

    • http://whaleoil.gotcha.co.nz Whaleoil

      I might have stopped taking the pills but at least I don’t sing in dumb all girl barbershop squawk-fests.

  • peterwn

    Watch it. A volcano or two may blow up and everyone south of the Bombay Hills will be laughing their heads off.

  • anasazi

    Explain !

  • http://www.rockfreebird.com kahrez

    Even if everyone had a shotgun and the law allowed their use for defense of self or property, i’m sure if you’d just lost your house to an earthquake you’d appreciate the police guarding your downtown business, instead of the prospect of at least a couple of sleepless nights staying up guarding it yourself. Isn’t that exactly why my tax dollars go into their paycheques?

  • spiker

    00 buckshot would be perfect for looters, may even get several with one shot.

  • cadwallader

    I was thinking while watching the coverage from Christchurch how the creepy Jim Il-Sung (aka Jim Neanderton) could never hope to match the decorum of the incumbent Mayor, Mr Parker. Jim, being the little commie loser he is, would perhaps interpret the effects of the quake as a penalty to those who prize personal responsibility/enterprise etc.. such is his incremental senility.

    I cannot perceive any reason why looters shouldn’t be fair target to the police.

  • cheshirecat

    I must admit, walking through the city centre yesterday morning, the rubble in the streets and bunches of low-lifes hanging around looking like they were waiting for benefit day did give me an unpleasant flashback to the last time I visited Manukau Mall.

  • http://www.blairmulholland.co.nz BlairM

    I am convinced that the earthquake is God’s righteous judgement on Christchurch for even contemplating the NeAnderton as Mayor. Hopefully it stops him dead in his tracks, and the “less bad” candidate now wins.

  • cheshirecat

    @BlairM

    I don’t know about God’s judgement being enacted in that context, but this makes you think a bit
    http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/7885065/anderton-caught-out-by-nature/

    Maybe there is a God after all…..